Friday, January 10, 2014

Sorry GI Joe...No tickee no plauqie!




So the Hall of Fame voting is over and Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds did not get in. Because of steroids.

Now that is some bullshit right there. Ok so they juiced. Big deal. What do you care? So they shrunk their testicles in order to make a living. Lots of people do that. I know I guy who did that by marrying a crazy spinster law professor. And he got into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. So why not Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.

I have to confess something. I only want Clemens to go in to see what hat he wants to wear. If he picks the Yankees that would be a major dis to the Red Sox. If as you would expect he picks the Red Sox then all Yankee fans can go back to legitimately despising him to the max. So it is a win/win for Yankee fans.

Even major league Homo Mike Piazza was denied because of the rumor that he put strange substance in his body so to speak. Just the hint seems to stop your chances.

Good luck with that one A-Rod.

3 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Clemens will put what hat he'll wear up for bids on eBay..IN HELL!

ricpic said...

Just heard, A-Rod's been suspended for the whole season! This means the Yanks can stay under the payroll number, think it's $185 or $187 million, that is penalized with a huge so-called millionaire's tax. Anyway you look at it this is super news for the Yanks.

ndspinelli said...

ricpic, It's super news for the human race.