Thursday, January 16, 2014

Marilyn's Diary

My uncle Herman went through a lot of changes before he ran off to New York with Carol Herman. He tried out for the Dodgers. Learned to play the guitar. He was even a Beatnik for a while.

He wore a beret and wrote bad beat poetry just like Allan Ginsberg.

Then late at night after one would fall asleep he would sneak up to my room and we would have anal.

Just like Allen Ginsberg.

5 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Was Rickey's branch all scratchy?

ndspinelli said...

Durocher and Drysdale were in that Dodger episode. Herman could hit the long ball and chicks dig the long ball.

rcocean said...

I used to get Mr. Ed mixed up with Uncle Herman as a little kid.

Maybe Alan G. had the same problem.

rcocean said...

I saw the best Homo's of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Gay streets at dawn looking for an angry anal fix...

ricpic said...

How bad could anal have been with Marilyn. I mean that a**hole had to smell like violets. No? That's right, spit on my dream.