Roll Models

You know who was another role model for me. Forrest Tucker.

A big burly Irishman he was the guy everybody went to in F Troop to fix all the problems like he was their Daddy. He always had a scheme and although the didn't always work out he always tried. He was good natured and loved to drink and eat and tell stories.

Now not everyone liked him but everybody knew he was there when the shit hit the fan.

Also he was know as having the biggest dick in Hollywool.

I am know as acting like the biggest dick on the Internet.

So there you go.

Role Models

Rodney Dangerfield has always been a role model for me. Well the way he was in the beginning of "Easy Money." Drinking. Gambling. Eating donuts and pizza. Wearing the regular guy look.

Just like Rodney I get no respect. But unlike Rodney I ain't gonna change. No matter how much money is at stake.

Role Models

Or is it Roll Models. You know a guy with a nice roll around his midsection.

Some people have athletes or academics or teachers or actors as their role models. My are a little more eclectic.

One of them was Captain Lou Albano. Capt. Lou just didn't give a shit. He had a good time and wore his Hawaiian shirts and drank his whiskey and smoked his cigars.

And the girls he hung out with.

They just wanted to have fun.