Showing posts with label Not gonna happen dudes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not gonna happen dudes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Yeah right, Althouse's are bigger. Hardee har har.



New York Post Weird but True February 5, 2009

Top this!
Sheyla Hershey (above), a Houston dancer who had already undergone eight breast-enlargement surgeries, traveled to Brazil for her ninth one after learning that Texas law limited the amount of silicone that can be injected into boob implants. She had already been carrying a full gallon.
Sheyla, who had been a mere 34 FFF, is now the proud owner of a 38 KKK bust, a world record.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Oh yeah baby you can do it. You can get all that meat in your mouth you know you can!

Oh yeah baby. You know you want it. Don't worry, just open wide. It will fit you never mind. That's it, you can take it all. You love this meat don't you. Oh yeah baby.

Hey just sayn'


When you walk in the bar,
And you dressed like a star,
Rockin' your F me pumps.

And the men notice you,
With your Gucci bag crew,
Can't tell who he's lookin' to.

Cause you all look the same,
Everyone knows your name,
And that's you whole claim to fame.

Never miss a night,
Cause your dream in life,
Is to be a footballers wife.
You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.

You don't like ballers,
They don't do nothing for ya,
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller.

You're more than a fan,
Lookin' for a man,
But you end up with one-nights-stands.

He could be your whole life,
If you got past one night,
But that part never goes right.

In the morning you're vexed,
He's onto the next,
And you didn't even get no taste.

Don't be too upset,
If they call you a skank,
Cause like the news everyday you get pressed.

You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.

Or them big ballers,
Don't do nothing for ya.
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller,

You can't sit down right,
Cause you jeans are too tight,
And your lucky it's ladies night.

With your big empty purse,
Every week it gets worse,
At least your breasts cost more than hers.

So you did Miami,
Cause you got there for free,
But somehow you missed the plane.

You did too much E,
Met somebody,
And spent the night getting caned.

Without girls like you,
There'd be no fun,
We'd go to the club and not see anyone.

Without girls like you,
There's no nightlife,
All those men just go home to their wives.

Don't be mad at me,
Cause you're pushing thirty,
And your old tricks no longer work.

You should have known from the job,
That you always get dumped,
So dust off your fuck me pumps

(Amy Winehouse, Fuck me pumps)

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Hey it's not like it is in the movies.



Cassandra: I'm from a long way off, and I'm here to have fun and keep you fellas happy!
(How to Stuff a Wild Bikini, 1965)