Showing posts with label bathtubs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathtubs. Show all posts

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Gratuitous Bathtub Scenes


"Make sure you get my back."
"I would much rather I get your front."
"Wait a minute. There are no lesbians in the Handmaid's Tale."
"No. Just Scientologists."

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Gratuitous Bathtub Scenes........Dreams of my Tenure Edition

"What? Aren't you supposed to be walking your borrowed dog?"
"Don't stay on the computer too long. I don't want you to step on your dick again. Athough how you can step on something so small but there you go."
"What?  Yes I saw that Walker is going after tenure. I don't care. I can retire. Let me soak here you numbnuts. Later you can shave my feet."
"Oh and make some pancakes."
"Now let me sit here and dream about Bissage for a while. He was wonderful. He never betrayed me like all the rest. Those filthy stooges."
"AND GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER!!!!!"

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Whose that girl in the gratuitous bathtub photo?

She stars in the Real Housewives of New York City and is quite a princess. She had famous relations and is famous for trying to initiate relations with inappropriately young serving people.

Whose that skeleton.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Gratuitous Bathtub Scenes....The Bert and Ernie edition

"Excuse me Commander McHale. I have a question for you sir?"
"Well spit it out Ensign Pulver I don't have all day."
"I am sorry but the men reported that there was a lot of splashing and moaning going on so I just wanted to check on you sir. Is everything ship shape Commander?"
"That's Master and Commander to you son."
"Oh ok. That explains it. I am sorry sir. Forgive me. I will just beat it."
"Me too. Just close the door."

Monday, March 16, 2015

Whose that girl....in the bathtub

She co-starred with the Duke in one of my favorite movies....I am sure you remember it. Plus she was in one of my favorite Elmore Leonard movies. You know one based on one of his books.

She also what Lem orders when he goes to the club.

Whose that girl in the gratuitous bathtub photo!

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Gratuitous bathtub photo: Sarah Jessica Horseface edition.

We haven't heard from Sarah in a while so it was nice of her to sent this gratuitous bathtub photo.

No wonder Matthew Broderick is so sad all the time.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Today's Gratuitous Bathtub Scene is dedicated to all of the commenters we have left behind



You the people we used to interact with but are not longer around. For one reason or another. I mean you don't necessarily miss them but you would hear from them every day.

People like MadisonMan, Garage Mahal, Robert Cook or AJ Lynch.

And of course the people you really are glad to not hear from. Titus. J. Loafing Oaf. Luckyoldson. Rcommal.

Cedarford.

I hear he has found other things to do. Just sayn'

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Gratuitous Bathtub Photo....why Crack's Back hurts so bad

It's the man's diet. Have a fucking vegetable once in a while. I mean nobody loves donuts more than me but you got to rethink it buddy.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Gratutious Bathtub Photos: Like a Dolls Eyes Editon

Little Kimmie loved her Barbies. She slept with them. She carried them with her. She even bathed with them. They would rub all up against her cool alabaster skin with their asexual plastic skin.

It was heaven.

Her mom Kris did not approve. She made her get out of the tub and date black guys. But she still longed for her Barbies.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Gratiuitous Bathtub Scene: RH Hardin is having a party!

To celebrate the same sex marriage victory, RH Hardin decided to have a pool party. Since he doesn't have a pool he had all his babes hang out in his bathtub.

There was a whole lot of clucking going on.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Gratutious Bathtub Photo.....Who took a Shitzu edition

Somebody took a shitzu in the bathtub.

That stinks!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Whose that girl?



Your horny Milkman could tell you. This babe once served the bug eyed one and I don't mean Ramona Singer. Mainly a British babe she spent some time on her Majesty's secret service.

Whose that girl in the gratuitous bathtub scene.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Gratuitous Bathtub Photo- Where's my crack at Bobby Edition




Cissy Houston the moms of Whitney has just written a tell all biography of her crack headed daughter.

There are some crazy photos.

Here Whitney is at the height of her fame where she spent all of her time in her bathtub which was filled with cocaine and Fruit Loops.


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Gratutious Bathtub Scene.....Swede swimming editon




Hey here is a gratuitous bathing scene with a bonus "Whose that Girl?"

You know her you love her and you love her even more when she is wet.

Jummping Jimminey whose that girl?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Gratuitious bathtub scene: Nd is sad about his Packers



So he adjourned to his bath with a few close friends.

Buck up little soldier.


Saturday, November 24, 2012

Old series that got left behind.....



Like gratuitous bathtub scences.

I don't know why I left them behind.

So to speak.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Whose that bloody pig?

I hope she sticks with the tub and stays out of the shower.

This hippie chick from the seventies was a bloody mess and a big time liberal.

Whose that bloody bitch?

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Whose that girl in the gratuitous bathtub scene?


So here is one of our perennial favorites in a gratuitous bathtub scene. You know her you love her, she is just fearless especially in this movie.

Whose that girl?

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Gratuitous Bathtub photo: Santa sent us Senta!


If you know what I mean.

Suddenly I feel like a burger.

A hot wet burger.

Wait that ain't right.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Gratuitous Bathtub Photo's: Sammy knew his stuff editon


Yes Sammy Davis Jr was the Candyman and he knows what makes the world go round.

This will really make Beta stutter.