Let's laugh it up!

"It's really funny. I mean you married her. What a pig. What has she gonna be married about twenty times? Man I couldn't get drunk enough."
"Well it could be worse."
"How the fuck could it be worst?"
"I could go forward in time and marry her granddaughter. Snookie."

"Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind."

The Crack Emcee got remarried.

(She's got dough)

"I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating."

That's why I love lassoing my Dust Bunny's!

Oh and one more thing.

Stop staring at my tits.

"Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-One. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive."

"Shut up and deal Bubba. And stop looking at Jenna's ass you fuckin pervert."

"I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."

"No I didn't get my lips done. Oh and Sarah Palin is a stupid doodyhead. Me I'm smart. And America loves me. They really really love me!"

"You wanna bite somebody?...Well, pick your spot."

"Go ahead. I dare you."

"An intellectual carrot! The mind boggles."

"No I am really really smart. Like when I post on that blogger lady's blog. I have lots of great things to say. And props. Can't forget the props."

"Oh, Moses! Moses! You stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!"

"Say what?"
"Dat you Coolidge?"
"Shheeettttt! You best be stop watching the White Shadow fool!"

"Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs"

"I'm pensive. No in fact I am sad."
"Why?"
"Well my number one fan Ron has dropped me for another woman."
"Who?"
"Little Debbie."
"That slut."

"You ridiculous, old-fashioned, jug-eared, lop-sided Little Caesar!"

"Why can't you hear what we are saying?"

"If there's anything in the world I hate, it's leeches - filthy little devils!"

"Get them off of me!!!!"

"Let's go home, Debbie."

I have to stop off on the way home tonight.

Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas - when all I need is love."

What?

You expected rabbits or something?

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

"Ok you kids go off and play with your Aunt Eunice....I have to talk to your Aunt Marilyn....oh and don't tell your mother."

There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon."

"I mean really. I know I signed up for a reality show but enough is enough. What...you are gonna pay me more....ok let me wipe so you can get a good shot."

Look where I'm going. I'm not staying in burlesque! I'm moving, maybe up, maybe down! But wherever, I'm enjoying it. I'm havin' the time of my life!

"So shut up and deal Hillary."

"Feed me!"

"No. Seriously. It doesn't matter I am going to throw it up anyway."

Posts? We don need no stinkin posts!

"We are bandidoes!"

"I'm going steady. And I French kiss. So everybody does that.Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."

"Well that's good to know."

"Thank you Mr. President."

"Nice knee pads girls."