Nanny and the Professor

"Look Nanny Figalily it looks like your cock got bigger."
"Yes dear. That will always happen if you rub it dear."
"Always Nanny?"
"Well almost always dear. Unless he is Irish."

Nanny and the Professor

"Nanny Figalily where are you."
"I am in the kitchen Prudence playing with a cock."
"WHAT!"
"Come on in and I will let you play with him too. You will remember this in forty years when you on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."