I am still waiting on Palladian

We are working on the details. I think he is working on his tan but what are you gonna do.I might spread the word by email instead of on the blog because we want to keep his privates private.

If you know what I mean.

More info soon.

Heres the poop

I had a messed up day today. My computer picked up a nasty virus and I didn't have time to give it any Nyquil or anything because I had a bunch of meetings in the city and I was out all day.

But I did work on Evan's problem and I think I have a reasonable solution. My driver Omar can pick up the stuff and truck it down to Evan in Pennsy. I am in touch with him regarding the details. Once we figure that out anyone who wants to contribute can send whatever directly to him to pay the bill. I will report back when I have more exact details and everyone can decide what they want to accordingly.

Omar and Hassan are very trustworthy. I know it seems crazy that I am getting two Muslim terrorist to truck down the frills and bags and bows for a big fat homo but hey that's the kind of open minded ultra-conservative Shite  Catholic that I am.

I just don't want them to stop for an abortion or get gay married when they are down there. Just sayn'

Palladian is gearing up for Memorial Day

Our good buddy Palladian is gearing up for a hot Memorial Day Weekend with lots of meat. So to speak.

He is preparing at his undisclosed underground bunker in the depths of Pennsylvania where he is working on his plan for world domination.

But right now he is concentrating on his meat.

Commentor Memories Number 178 Palladian meets a celebrity

He has been hiding out in an undisclosed location in Pennsylvania and doesn't want to be disturbed. But he did want to share his recent encounter with a big celebrity at the local winery.

He never thought that he was going to meet Sarah Jessica Parker in person!

(He has been picking up a few gigs as an Elvis impersonator)

Absent friends

We haven't seen a few people lately. I just guess that life is keeping them busy. Plus I have not been posting a lot because I have been very busy and kind of tired lately. I just hope that all is well and that everyone is enjoying life.

Drop us a comment guys so we know you are ok.

Hey I just heard from Palladian

I just heard from our pal Palladian and he said he is ok but not really on the net right now as he has other things going on.

He should know that we are all supportive of him in our own unique and special ways and that we are all in his corner.

Just please stop emailing me photos. Okey dokey?

We haven't heard from Palladian lately

I am sure he is just enjoying life out in the suburbs. He has to make some compromises.

He has to share his hot tub with the ladies.

But when you are out of Brooklyn you have to make do.

Hope all is well with him. Hope to hear from him soon.

Our friend Palladian is sad.

He emailed me and told me he was kind of down. I felt bad because the bullshit never stops for the poor guy.

I asked him what I could send him to cheer him up. You know a salami from Brooklyn of something.
He said he really needed a hard Cock-or-too.

So I stole this porcelain one from Via Brazil and sent it off to him out in the sticks.

Enjoy buddy.

There's something about Mary....

But he seems to be ok.

I have heard from Palladian and he is doing much better. Several people have stepped up and he can see his way clear now until he gets back on his feet in the fall.

Now we can go back to making fun of the fucking bastard with a clear conscience.

Keep your chins up!

I was corresponding with Palladian late last night and told him to keep his chins up.  I explained that I know how hard it is too swallow your pride but since he likes to swallow it shouldn't be such a big deal. I asked him if he had anything he would like to share with us. This  was his reply:

Ha,
 
It's good to have a laugh again. I will do my best to keep my chins up, but remember that I'm supporting more chins than a Chinese father without access to birth control.
 
As for swallowing, you're right, but being the big fag that I am, I usually drop to my knees to swallow rather than getting up on my feet.
 
To be serious, and you can post this as a note from me, I'm really humbled that anyone cares about me, let alone a bunchof people that I haven't met in person for the most part.To tell the truth, I'm especially humbled that Theo Boehm would express interest in helping me as I was a bit of an

asshole to him. I've got a tough and abrasive style online sometimes, but I'm really just a squish and it actually pains me to have discord with someone. This homeless experience, the meltdown of my life, has taught me a lot about what's important life. It's probably difficult for anyone to believe, because I
don't talk about it, but my faith in God's grace and mercy has helped me through some really dark hours, and will through many more. I consider everyone's kindness to me to be a manifestation of that grace and mercy, and I'd like to apologize to Theo and to anyone else I've hurt, for what it's worth.
 
I will come over to your blog and visit. I forgot that I have an invite.
 
Thanks again,
Evan

I have met Palladian in person before and I can smell a scam a mile away. This is the real deal of which I have no doubt. Unlike other people who like to deal though mysterious secret emails I asked if I could publish what he wanted to say about this situation. I asked if his Paypal would work and he said is should work fine.  I also asked if there was another way to forward funds directly and he said he would get back to me later today.

Meade is not in cahoots with Palladian. I know we are all wary of anything to do with him. What I suggest is that everyone should do what they want and keep it to themselves. That is the best way. We are not Meade or Althouse where we have to trumpet our good works like the Philistines. Most of us are real committed Christians and the act is recognition enough.

Thank youse guys. You are good eggs.

Everybody would rather talk about pizza

Even Palladian loves his pizza. Just sayn'

Did you ever get the feeling.....

That for all of his protests and posing .....the Palladian has experimented with pussy?

Did you ever get the feeling.......

That Titus and Palladian shared and office cubicle or something and that is why they couldn't get along?

Commenter Memories Number 129 Palladian's baby picture

Inspired by Allie our friend Palladian send us a copy of his baby picture. It was the photo of the first man he fell in love with. Red Man tobacco.

What a cute little smoker.

Combined Commenter Memories Number 90 Crack Emcee and Palladian

They collaborated on a new musical based on the Crack Emcee's life starring Palladian in:

"Spiderman: Turn off the Darkies."

Commenter Memories 79-Palladian takes up yoga!

He is into all this new age stuff. Don't tell Crack. I don't want the drama.

Commenter Memories Number 67- Palladian wants to be on Broadway

But his audition for Spiderman just didn't work out. Maybe that is why he is cranky.

Commenter Memories Number 46 Stocking up for the Cruise

Palladian has been slimming in down to get ready for his cruise. Don't believe the hype, he loves to cruise. That's why he is stocking up on the Trojans.

Not because he is a football fan.

"Today's gratuitious bathtub photo "Palladian's Hot Tub Time Machine! Part 2""

Hey our good buddy Palladian email this photo of his latest Hot Tub Time Machine Party.

Today it was a cheese tasting.

I think he meant wine and cheese but he just said cheese.

At least when they took the photo.

Did you hear about the woman that Palladian bumped into in Williamsburg?

This wasn't her.