"Bernie, I want to tell you something."
"What .....you don't like Jewish guys....is it because of my little schmeckila?"
"No that's not it. That's fine. Most times I don't even feel it."
"Oy that makes me feel good."
"No....it's just....well in forty years I will realize I am a lesbain."
"Oh is that all. Usually the girls I date figure that out on the second date."
