Showing posts with label Meade is missing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meade is missing. Show all posts

Thursday, July 29, 2010

To busy to blog.


Hey it is summer and the blogging is easy. Time to kick back. Go on a cruise. Do some canoeing.


But it is important to wear the proper attire.

Friday, May 15, 2009

I think we found a clue!




I am still really worried that we haven't heard from our friend Meade. I mean when you start to review some of the posts that have a strangely sadistic tinge don't you think? I mean it is all about water boarding and torture and Bob Dylan music. Sadism pure and simple.

So I called Olivia and Elliot because they have the most experience with deviant sexual behavior. Well except for RH but I don't like that Silence of the Lambs use one to catch one shit. So they looked at the evidence and were appalled.

You see the first thing these people do is cut the victim off from their friends. You know cut communication and involve them in their own little world. The praise them and tell them how much they love them.

But the next thing you know they coerce them into changing their appearance so that even their mother wouldn't recognize them.

Could this be Meade?

I am scared.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I had to ask for help


You see ever since Meade has dissappeared I have been very worried. I decided to call a few of my detective friends to see what they could find out.


Lt. Columbo is on the case. He turned up some evidence. Now if we can only get a more recent photo we might have some hope. But these kidnappers are so mean. I might have to call in the big guns.


I mean Kurt Vonnegut hasn't been on the front page of Times Arts and Lesuire since the sixties. Fuckin baby boomers.