Heather Locklear tries to off herself!

Or at least that's what it looks like. Paramedics were called because she mixed a healthy dose of alcohol and prescription drugs and got all messed up. They say she is fine.

I guess she has been spending too much time looking in the mirror. Poor kid.

You would think being married to Tommy Lee would be punishment enough or anything you ever did wrong in your life.

Holy Kotex Batman

Drudge Report August 8, 2009
An unfortunate turn of events for Heather Locklear. After the effects of a botched face lift and the recent rumors of an ill advised romance with fey elf David Spade, she is reduced to renting a dog to play with on the beach in the hope of meeting men. The encounter pictured above in Bel Air ended badly as the man in question was really only interested in the dog. Well the four legged dog.

But Ms. Locklear was somewhat mollified when she found out she had set the Guinness World Record for the longest tampon......developing.

Heather has been crying!

She's upset that nobody wants to vote for her. Poor kid.

Heathers!

Next up, which one gets you up?

Heather Thomas

Heather Locklear

Heather Graham

Heather Mills

Heather Matarazzo

Pick your favorite Heather.

And I promise not to use the photos to point to my favorites. I swear.

Not her, the other one

Now in the battles of the Heathers, I was always a partisan of Heather Thomas of "The Fall Guy." I mean Heather Locklear was cute and all but too tiny for my taste.

Heather Thomas was definitely the better Heather.

Just Sayn'

Sadly, you were misinformed.

Ralph L said....
Joan Collins had a bit part in Sunday's Miss Marple on PBS. Didn't look a day over
90.

Actually, she looked much like your photo, but I don't think her face was real.

Heather Locklear got her start on Dynasty nearly 30 years ago.

In the post about Dynasty and how we would not be looking to them for inspiration for dresses.

Dude, you are totally messed up. You have totally forgotten the seminal work young Heather Locklear did as officer Stacy Sheridan in TJ Hooker with the one and only Adrian Zmed (Jason the commenter's favorite actor). And starring in the lead William Shatner as a man looking for a swimming pool to solve all his problems.

I will accept inaccuracy about art, literature and the health care plan but I refuse to stand for any inaccuracies in the filmography or biography of slutty stars of the sixties, seventies or eighties.

This will not stand.