Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl

Betty likes to drink.

Betty likes to have fun.

One time Betty went to the Bed Rock Inn and had a couple of shots of tequila and passed out.

The next time she did the same thing and she passed out again.

When she came in the next day the bartender asked "So do you want some tequila."

Betty said "No when I drink tequila my pussy hurts the next day."

Betty Rubble is a Dirty Girl.

Hey I just heard from Palladian

I just heard from our pal Palladian and he said he is ok but not really on the net right now as he has other things going on.

He should know that we are all supportive of him in our own unique and special ways and that we are all in his corner.

Just please stop emailing me photos. Okey dokey?

Camel Toe Corner

I can't till it gets warm. Soon enough it will be Memorial Day. That's my favorite holiday. Baseball is in full swing. Time for barbeques. Hot dogs. The Indy Five Hundred. Led by the pussy car.

I mean the pace car.

Well you know what I mean.

Happy BIrthday to Darcy and Dust Bunny Queen

Two of our favorite have birthdays!
Happy Birthday Darcy and Happy Birthday Dust Bunny Queen!

Thank you for gracing us with your presence.

Hey Darcy is a New Contributor the Lem's place!

Congratultions Darcy!
In order to celebrate I convinced her to send me a preview of her first post!
It's a great start!

Hey we haven't seen Darcy in a while?

I know she has been busy training for her run and all but I hope she resurfaces before the Giants play the Lions in a couple of weeks.

Maybe tune down the partying just a smidge. Just sayn'

Camel Toe Corner with a bonus

Who doesn't like a girl that is drunk and limber?

Well except for the homo's. You know what I mean. Just sayn' Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Plus any other bullshit disclaimers so the thought police don't arrest me.

I am trying to work a little bit each day

So each day I try to do a little bit more. Last Thursday I sat on a chair in the middle of the store and opened up and unpacked all the new pocketbooks and handbags.

Guess what? One of them is named the "Darcy" It is the little black and white number I am holding in the photo.

How come Darcy never told us she was a pocketbook. Jeez

You ever notice how some woman can just not get along....

I mean it is the same for guys. We are no different. Hey I bet I am the worst offender.

But it is pretty funny when the women want to start up. That Fiona bitch is just itching. Maybe it is her sunburn.

Just sayn'

Why didn't Darcy inform us of this?

Martina Hingis is a big old slutbag.

Her husband is accusing her of being a "Serial Adulterer" which does not mean she sticks Captain Crunch in her cooze. No she is banging everything she can get her hands on instead of sticking with her hubby.

Now the guy is described as a "French Equistian" which is translated as a French guy who likes horses. So maybe Martini figured that he married her under false pretenses or something.

Anyway why didn't Darcy tell us that tennis is like "The Real Housewives?"

Darcy has been working out.

Darcy has been too busy to post comments here because of her exercise program where she is slimming down in all the right places.

And not in the wrong places if you get my drift.

But don't stare. It gets the ball boys all nervous. Just sayn'

Summer is here and we have to get ready.....

So get ready for all the fun in the sun.

Oh by the way Darcy asked me to post the bikini shot that she deleted. I think it will be a great new avatar. Just sayn'