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Our Mr. January is the one and only Cody Jarrett. He has told us that he is called Jesus by his friends because of his hair situation.

We prefer to think of him as the "It" guy.

He just has to watch out who he is dating. Because then he would be on another site. Just sayn'

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Our Mr. December has to be our coolest dude Icepick. He lives in Florida but still manages to be way cool. You have to love the way he smacks around people on the internet. Which is easy to understand because not everybody can pull off that white rapper thing.

Mr. December...Icepick!

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Michael Haz sent me this photo of his latest motorcycle jaunt through the wilds of Wisconsin. He also sent me some diet tips that helped with his health scare a few years ago.

It is clear that it helped him lose weight but I don't know that a diet consisting of meth and government cheese from Wisconsin is going to work for me. I am going to check with my cardiologist this Friday.

Michael Haz is our Mr. November since we need to give Thanksgiving for his miraculous recovery and good health. He is an inspiration to me.

Someday I too may grow up to look like a desiccated Hank Wordon.

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Spinelli sent this photo of himself at the beach. He was on a stakeout as he was trying to see if Arnold was cheating on Maria with the maid. Since he was at Venice beach he had to fit in so he took one of his favorite dress up costumes to blend in with the crowd. Although the pistol was kind of a giveaway. Luckily nobody noticed as he put a potato in his trunks. Unfortunately he put it in the back. Ndspinelli is our cleanup hitter our Mr. October.

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El Pollo Raylan sent us this photo of his joy when he won the scratch off of the California lottery. He was so happy even though it was only a few bucks. He insisted on a close-up because he feels he has chicken legs. Imagine that. Perfect for Mr. March.

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SIxty Grit sent this photo of a family reunion down south this past summer. So I think we should use Sixty and his brothers as our collective Mr. August. Because you know because of Honey Boo Boo hillbillies are hot, hot stuff.

You can guess which one is Sixty.

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Our longtime poster and former friend Crack Emcee has decided to put our differences aside and participate in the drive to raise $20,000 for a vacation for poor Trooper York. He feels that since nobody wants him to get any dough they should just send it to me.

He is Mr. February which is after all Black History Month. Each day will be dedicated to the great achievements of African Americans in their historic breakthroughs in tap dancing, burglary, armed robbery, out of wedlock births and pancake making.

We salute you Mr. February.

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Our next Calendar Guy is a relative newcomer Bagoh20.

He was a famous actor in the late seventies and early eighties but has retired from the screen to start his own very successful business. He has a huge plant in California where he manufactures solar powered sex toys and novelties.

He would be perfect as Mr. June.

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What a great idea by MamaM. A Men of Trooper York Calendar Project to help raise the $20,000 for our cruise in Italy!

Each of youse guys can have a month. You don't even have to show your face!

Ricpic volunteered to be Mister July with this photo in his swimming attire. He is a little shy so we won't show his face. But who wouldn't want to look at that all July long!

Ricpic Mr. July!