"Well hello there. What's your name. Kent. Clark Kent or just Kent. Or Kent. Nice to meet you."
"I thought Clark Kent only changed his clothes in a phone booth? Not in front of the TV?"
"Why is it you only have your pants off?"
"Wait a minute, that isn't a shoe phone?"
"You better put that away before your mom comes home and sees you. You will mess up your realtionship with women for a long time if you don't stop."
"If you put it away and put your pants on it will be our little secret."
"Well until you start talking about it on the internets in about thirty or forty years."
