Did you ever have a Nightmare

That Brett Farve's grandfather was the head of product development for Wham-o!

Did you ever have a Nightmare....

Like the Crack Emcee where you drank so much you woke up the next day with two heads... and one of them was Lou Dobbs?

Did you ever have a NIghtmare....

That you turned on the Million Dollar Movie and they were showing Baywatch 1928?

Oh and whose those girls?

Did you ever have a Nightmare....

That you were out boating with your husband on Lake Mendota when you suddenly have the craving for something fishy...I don't know like a fish taco?

Did you ever have a Nightmare

Where you are Cedarford and you wander into a Kosher Pizzeria?

Did you ever have a Nightmare where

They decided to do MTV-Cribs Blog Commenter Edition and they went to ALphaLiberal's house?

Did you ever have a Nightmare where

There really was not going to be a Happy Ending?

Did you ever have a Nightmare

Where the President of the United States was under the influence of some weird cult like minister?

Wait a minute...........

Did you ever have a Nightmare.....

Where you are at a swingers party in Madison Wisconsin?

Did you ever have a Nightmare

Where you found out how female law professors got tenure in the 1970's?

Did you ever have a Nightmare....

Where you got really drunk at the "Quiet Man" pub at the Saturday Night Live after party and ended up having a three way with Brigette Nielsen and R2D2?

Wait a minute....I think that really happened. The eighties are a blur man.

Did you ever have a Nightmare where....

You are ready to do your term paper at the main branch of the New York City Public Library.
You have brought everything. Your pencils. Your notebook. Your slide rule.

But you forgot your pants.

Did you ever have a Nightmare ....

Larry King tries to pick up your Mom in the supermarket?

And she goes for it?

Did you ever have a Nightmare where....

Denver keeps writing and calling and is all jealous because he thinks he is your "little buddy" but you have this blond up your ass all the time? So to speak.

Did you ever have a Nightmare where

Marcia and all her friends come over to your house to have an orgy but you get so exicted you splooge all over them before you can get the party started?

I hate when that happens.

DId you ever have a Nightmare.....

Where air travel was like it was in the 1960's?

Wait a minute. That was a nightmare. I have to rethink this.

Did you ever have a Nightmare....

That Denver was following you around......even into the future?

Did you ever have a Nightmare that.....

In the future, Gene Shalit would be emperor.

Did you ever have a Nightmare where

Dr. Smith was in charge of training the TSA.

Did you have a Nightmare....

Where all the commenters got together to have a belated bachelor party for Meade and we let AJ book the stripper.

Never let a guy from Philly book a stripper.