New Poll....Whose you're favorite Mother!

We haven't had a poll in a long time. Some of us haven't had a pole in a long time either. So to help you out we have our semi-annual Mothers Day Poll.

Who is your favorite Mother.

Samatha?

Gloria?

Betty Draper?

Shaft? He's a bad mother.....

You make the call.

Happy Mothers Day!!!!!!

Happy Mothers Day to all of you mothers out there and to all of our mothers. I was very busy in the store and also had to take time to stop off and see my Mom today. She had a barbeque and I stopped by for a bit to visit but had to get back to the store. I will go for a proper visit during the week.

In honor of Mother's Day I want to have this poll.

Who is your favorite Mother?

You know you picked the wrong girl?

"What kind of poll is it if I wasn't even included? You must be on drugs."

I don't believe it.

"You voted for that arabian bitch over me! An all american girl. I mean that Jeanie must be an terrorist or something. She is right out of the Arabian nights for crying out loud. What kind of Americans are you?"

Peek a boo I see you!

I see you are doing pretty good in the poll.

Remember to vote for your favorite pumpkins!

The one that fills your hands the best. So to speak.

Oh and Happy Halloween!

Vote for me.....Please......Sexy Pants!

"So why should I vote for you"

"I can make it worth your while? You must be lonely here on the frontier and all. Maybe you would like a little sugar?"

"I am not really interested. I tell you what. You can walk my rare clumber for a month. Oh and one more thing."

"What's that?"

"Let me try on your undies and your sexy pants."

"You are a freak aren't you."

"Who me? No I am a square. And very centered. In fact you can call me the center square."

You can vote all you want but stop staring at my wife's Tits!

Well my ex-wife's tits. Or my ex-tits. Or my ex-wife's old tits. Whatever.

Just stop staring or I will have to come over there and break an arrow in your ass.

Up against the wall Samantha!

Show us why we should vote for you!

Some people are complaining about the photo you submitted for the poll.

So lets get perky shall we?

So what do you think Tyrone?

I mean as RC said Jeanie has it goin' on. Just sayn'

I have nothing to hide!

"I submitted a bad photo. I didn't mean to cover up. Vote for me. Early and often."

"I am the perkiest!"

Well we know who you like!

The poll of the sleaziest skank at the end of the bar is over and you guys have made your preferences quite clear. The results:

Susan Sarrandon 19


Julie London 17


Sheree North 9


Joan Blondel 5


Snookie from Jersey Shore 2

Dudes you are mired in the sixties. Or sixty year old broads. Or something.

Oh and the girl you couldn't figure out in the track photo....Sheree North in high school.

Anyhoo talking about skanks and whores gave me an idea!

Who is the scieviest and sleaziest lawyer of all time?

Hey start the Star Trek Porno sex music!!!

Ok our new poll is which babe from the original Star Trek would you most like to bone. Your choices:

Sweet Yeoman Rand who got the Captains log if you know what I mean.

Lt. Uhuru a eboney princess in need of a good spanking.

Nurse Chapel who wants to hold your penis in a Vulcan neck grip.

That slave girl chick just because I like slave girls.

Mr. Sulu for all you girls and guys who like guys.

Live long and prosper dudes.

Hey I don't can what you say, Betty is the girl when you want to get Bam Bamed.

Madison Man gets all analytical about it but the heart wants what it wants. And so do the other parts of your body. Say what you want, that Betty Rubble is one hot cartoon slut.

And they are worried about kissing in public? Jeeez.

Rachel Ray's Behind.

That is to say she is losing in our poll. In third place as a matter of fact. So if you like her get your butt in gear. I know Knox is voting for her on every computer she can get her hands on. So let's get behind Rachel. So to speak.

We will be at the Javits center tomorrow for another apparel show so posting will be light until the evening. Talk amongst yourselves and don't be mean. I mean you have already chased Meade away and I can't lose any more commenters.

We have a winner!!

Hey Barbara Eden won in all her many faces. The final score was:

Barbara I Deam of Jeanie Eden 17

Wrangler Jane 10

Donna from Left Wing 8

Marilyn Munster 7

You see Meade, I didn't fix it, my candidate lost again.

Hey Jeanie is running away with it.

Hey Barbara Eden has run away with the poll. There is still three hours left in the poll so you can vote for my favorite Marilyn from the Munsters.

The poll remains the same dudes!

All the precincts are reporting and Barbara Eden has the white vote, the black vote and the Jewish vote. Well Sammy called in his vote so that is a twofer. Barbara Eden still has the lead.

I am working on my next poll and will be taking suggestions.

I was thinking about this one:

The Older Sister you wanted to bang the most:

Thelma from Good Times
Marcia Brady
Mary from Little House on the Prairie
Erin Walton.

Of course this was when it was age appropriate.

Hey Jeanie is still winning, cause everybody loves a woman who say's "Yes Master."

Well Jeanie is still holding the lead in our poll because everybody loves a woman whose every other sentence is "Yes Master." Plus the photo's available for Barbara Eden are much hotter than for our other contestants so I think that gives her an unfair advantage.

You guys are marking on the curves.

Someone has to smack some sense into you bitches!

Someone has to smack some sense into you bitches. How can Barbara Eden and Wrangler Jane be running away with our poll. I mean how can you over look Marilyn who had to live with monsters and vampires every day. I mean she can be a role model for us now that the Democrats have taken over. We can maintain our dignity and make the stew while the demons cavort until the next election.

It is amazing if you watch movies from the fifties and the sixties and see the difference between how domestic violence is treated then and now. It would be an interesting subject for a long analysis and insightful blog post, which I would be happy to do if I didn't find it boring as hell. If you want boring mind numbing posts you guys know where to go.