Trooper York: I have nothing to hide!

Friday, October 28, 2011

I have nothing to hide!

"I submitted a bad photo. I didn't mean to cover up. Vote for me. Early and often."

"I am the perkiest!"

49 comments:

Fred4Pres said...: Other than a psychotic personality disorder...; October 28, 2011 at 10:22 AM
ndspinelli said...: Fred..she's diabetic, leave her alone!; October 28, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Titus said...: tits.

I went to the barber shop to get my haircut.

It is all men, with sports channels on and sports talk.

I get right in there.

Talking about the Cards, Yanks, BoSox, trades, records, stats, etc.

I can be butch when I need to.

My friends say I can "Pass". So important.

I don't want to be identified as gay.; October 28, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Titus said...: The barbers are all tatted out and hot too which makes it especially hot.

When they massage my head I get a little hard.

It is kind of a hipster barber shop though.

It looks old school but has a kind of hipster vibe, yet still many old schoolers there.

tits.; October 28, 2011 at 11:30 AM
MamaM said...: Perfect picture of Titus getting preened in group setting while pretending to be something he's not as his ears flap and he picks up new fodder to digest and pass on as his own fresh material.

Yesterday it was Bowl Viewing Questions at the Other Place when an answer to the same question asked over here was beneath him.; October 28, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Fred4Pres said...: J, you just can't quit Trooper can you? Not enough fun over at Althouse anymore?; October 28, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Fred4Pres said...: Titus said...

I don't want to be identified as gay.

Can't imagine how that could ever happen.; October 28, 2011 at 3:10 PM
MamaM said...: There's an understanding in the M house that talking about extra money or unexpected windfalls of cash in front of home appliances and cars is not a good idea.

So too with the mention of "psychotic personality disorder". Certain key words appear to ring the bell and summon the djinn.; October 28, 2011 at 3:45 PM
chickelit said...: And there is no tonic for that djinn.; October 28, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Fred4Pres said...: MamaM, don't ask don't tell.

Just sayin that her role in Ordinary People may have been closer to her personality than her role on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

Which reminds me, I want a Morey Amsterdam sandwich for lunch!; October 28, 2011 at 4:04 PM
MamaM said...: Da-gumby and the dJinn!

In some cultures, throat clearing also serves as a summons in addition to bringing up slimey stuff.

Ok, MamaM folds, as Chickenlittle fills the house with a 4th ace and Fred produces the royal flush.; October 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM
chickelit said...: Ok, MamaM folds, as Chickenlittle fills the house with a 4th ace and Fred produces the royal flush.

You fold too easily, MamaM. You bring too much to the table to just walk away.; October 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM
ricpic said...: MTM had great legs. They were used in a famous commercial when she was still an unknown. She also had great tits. Then she got old and withered. And Titus is well on his way to a cottage cheese ass. This is why we must all begin to reach out beyond the physical realm as we age. Even you, Titus, even you will wither away. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.; October 28, 2011 at 5:49 PM
chickelit said...: @ricpic: Are you impying that cottage cheese leads to frottage freeze?; October 28, 2011 at 5:55 PM
chickelit said...: @MamaM: I meant that as a please don't go!; October 28, 2011 at 5:59 PM
MamaM said...: Thanks c-l! With a heart stashed up her sleeve, and a pot roast in the oven MamaM is good for another round.

So many good lines in the video, resulted in temporary overwhelm.; October 28, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Titus said...: Back from the gym.

I also go to a completely straight gym.

No shower/sauna action thank God, otherwise I couldn't get any work done.

Today was shoulders, tris and 75 minutes on the stairmaster-which burns 850 calories and generally runs about 16-18 miles.

You could bounce quarters off my ass right now it is so tight and and firm. I love squeezing my cheeks together and looking at my ass in the mirror.; October 28, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Titus said...: I live in Cambridge, Mass which is hipster city, but actually go to a gym in Revere, Mass which is about like Jersey Shore. Think mics, tanning salons, nail salons, and big tits and amazing bodes.

The guys at my gym are real blue collar and stupid. One, and I am not kidding, brings a bunch of axes in with him, from whatever menial labor job he does...isn't that hot?

And then there is me. Ivy League, Clouds HR Consultant, rare clumber, living in a fab loft in Cambridge.

I actually take a bridge or tunnel (gasp bridge or tunnel peeps) to go to my gym.

Why don't I got to the million gyms in my hood?

Because I want to be around these guys working out. Also, I don't have to worry about being a Sauna Iguana because no one takes a show show at my gym, so no diversions.

Tits.; October 28, 2011 at 7:16 PM
ricpic said...: Okay, I had to look up frottage freeze, which I assumed was some kind of freezer burn damage to cheese. Turns out it's something much worse. Well, frottage is. Should of known not to encourage the punster prolific. I really have to start acting my age...whatever that is.; October 28, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Titus said...: I guess what I am saying is I am a real dichotomy.

I am gay but wouldn't think of being in any gay group.

I don't socialize much with other gays, because they kind of make me sick.

Dinner parties, brunch, etc with other gays is really gay and gross.

I am a loner.

But I do enjoy getting my cock sucked.; October 28, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Titus said...: The guys at my gym are seriously tatted out too.

It's too much, and they all have done it so the tattoo arms to the wrist and on the chest and stomach and back and sides and legs is just boring.

They all copy each other.

They are stupid, but very fucking hot.; October 28, 2011 at 7:22 PM
ricpic said...: Titus you're fab.

Your fabness overwhelms.

But that image of you going back and forth through that dank tunnel between dank Cambridge and dank Newton for the thrill of prole proximity is...dank.; October 28, 2011 at 7:23 PM
chickelit said...: I am gay but wouldn't think of being in any gay group.

But you do have other gay peccadildos--like worshipping SJP.; October 28, 2011 at 7:36 PM
chickelit said...: I don't even forgive that one in my wife.; October 28, 2011 at 7:36 PM
chickelit said...: I can't decide who has done more damage: Sarah Jessica Parker or Madonna.; October 28, 2011 at 7:38 PM
chickelit said...: SJP is just a woman's or a gay guy's fantasy of what's hot.; October 28, 2011 at 7:40 PM
chickelit said...: Hard to argue with that, huh?; October 28, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Titus said...: Ricpic, there is no tunnel to Newton and Newton is very fab, extremely jewish and incredibly expensive. Barney Frank represents Newton and Brookline, both very very fab.

No tunnel or bridge to Newton.

It's Revere baby!; October 28, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Titus said...: I do have some gay values-like SJP and Madonna, love them so much.

So important.

Role Models for young girls all over the world.; October 28, 2011 at 8:58 PM
TTBurnett said...: I was going to comment about Newton and the lack of a tunnel, but Titus beat me to it.

If Titus goes to a gym in Reveeah, I'm wondering how he found it? I mean, there are roads between Cambridge and Reveeah (no tunnels, but a bridge), but I've never known anyone to actually make the trip.

Of greater interest to Trooper York might be Kelly's Roast Beef on Reveeah Beach. It's basically a fast-food joint, but legendary among beach-goers and locals. There are several other locations, competing with Wendy's, Burger King, etc., but the quality of their roast beef sandwiches is phenomenal for such an operation. And they're local New England, when such things are getting harder and harder to find.

So, if you visit Massachusetts, don't go looking for Titus' gym. Head up to Revere to Kelly's.

Basically, you take the Mass Pike past Logan Airport to 1A North. Keep going on 1A North past Suffolk Downs. When you get past Suffolk Downs, be careful not to wind up on Rt. 60, lest you find yourself in Malden, God forbid. No, you want to stick to Rt. 1A past the Wonderland Dog Track (watch out in the rotary) where it will turn into North Shore Road, where it remains pretty clearly marked as 1A North. Go about half a mile to Revere St. Hang a right and another right (past the Cove Lounge and Sullivan Park) to turn back down Ocean Ave. Head south on Ocean Ave. another quarter mile, and, voilà, there'll be Kelly's, the only possible reason, in my opinion, to visit Revere.; October 28, 2011 at 9:31 PM
Titus said...: Bianchi's Pizza too Tim, on Revere Beach.; October 28, 2011 at 9:43 PM
chickelit said...: Role Models for young girls all over the world.

Gag.

Joan Rivers is a much better influence.; October 28, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Titus said...: I enjoy lifting my ass up when I fart.

Do you guys do that?

I don't want to smother it.

It needs to be free and alive in this world.

I am all about giving life.; October 29, 2011 at 12:25 AM
chickelit said...: I've enjoyed burning them alive!; October 29, 2011 at 12:48 AM
rcocean said...: I'd rather discuss MTM or Barbara Eden's tits than some Gay commentator.

MTM had it all but so did Jeannie. Tough choice - but I'll go with MTM, cause Jeannie was just a wisp of smoke in a bottle.; October 29, 2011 at 1:36 AM
windbag said...: I always thought MTM looked like Tony Randall in drag.; October 29, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Trooper York said...: Sorry I was traveling all day.

J you are not welcome here. All of your posts will be deleted. Please take your comments and insights on the social conidition to Althouse where she values you participation and your beliefs about Jews and Mormons that she lets pass without comment.; October 29, 2011 at 1:36 PM
dbp said...: Tim,

Have you tried the Kelly's that is by Wellington station?

I've been reluctant to try it out and not just because I am still jonesing for a crispy creme doughnut--which is what that was at that location for a while.; October 29, 2011 at 4:20 PM
dbp said...: Titus,

If you can really cover 18 miles in 75 minutes, they you ought to try out for the US Olympic team. If you could keep that pace up for 26.2, you would be well under two hours and hold the world record. By a lot.; October 29, 2011 at 4:25 PM
jungatheart said...: @ windbag: I never got that, but interesting.

Now I'm trying to think of anything similar I may have thought about resemblances...; October 29, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Titus said...: dpb, I am on a bike, not a treadmill.; October 29, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Titus said...: dpb, i have been to the Kellys by Wellington and it is just fine, not the original, but fine.

Try, Five Burger and Fries at Wellington too, free peanuts!; October 29, 2011 at 4:34 PM
dbp said...: Thanks Titus!

Yes, a bike makes more sense.

I have heard good things about five guys, but haven't tried it yet.; October 29, 2011 at 4:39 PM
TTBurnett said...: dbp,

I've heard about that Kelly's at Wellington, but frankly, the whole charm of the concept is the original Revere Beach location. I know franchising is the way to grow a business, etc., but, to me, the concept of Kelly's is that location on a somewhat tacky Riviera. Of course, everything in Revere is somewhat tacky in a uniquely New England way. It's kind of the latter-day version of Yankee thrift, which you don't find anywhere else.

Anyway, my wife doesn't go to Wellington any more. The only T station we frequent is Alewife, which, come to think of it, could use something like a Kelly's.

And a beach and the ocean nearby wouldn't be bad either.; October 29, 2011 at 7:32 PM
TTBurnett said...: Sorry for all this Boston-talk, Troop. If you don't watch out, you might have a quorum of Red Sox fans pretty soon.; October 29, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Trooper York said...: No problem Tim. It's kind of cute that you boston fans have to hang out at a Yankee fans house.

I guess you think the greatness might rub off on you or something like that there.; October 29, 2011 at 8:09 PM
Trooper York said...: I was in Boston once and had a perfectly adequate meal in this joint in the North End.

We also went to Paul Revere's house.; October 29, 2011 at 8:10 PM
dbp said...: Tim,

If you only use the T on weekends, you might find yourself having to use Wellington. I just read that they are closing Alewife on weekends in order to do track work on the red line.; October 29, 2011 at 8:38 PM
TTBurnett said...: dpb: Yipes! Closing Alewife on weekends?? (Welll..the Red Line HAS gotten pretty bad and could stand some work.) My son uses it on Saturdays to get to his voice lessons and classes in Boston. Gotta check this out. Thanks for the tip.; October 30, 2011 at 1:19 AM

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