Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Commenter Memories Number 109 Crack Emcee is Estatic


Because the Instapundit is going to link to him.

But that was just because he was reporting on a cult that worships Andie MacDowell.

25 comments:

Fred4Pres said...

I tried to go on The Macho Response today and kept getting thread errors and it would not load properly.

Congrats on the Instalanche

The Dude said...

That is one bad-ass set of chicklets that liar has in his face.

Fred4Pres said...

Sixty you have a lot of issues. I under stand Titus (sort of) but why are you fired up about Crack?

But addressing the issue of teeth:

Maybe tje guy in the picture had a Steven Tyler incident?

When I heard about Tyler it immediately made me think:

(That) Dude falls like an old lady!

The Dude said...

Crack once wrote that he was raised by former slaves. Even you should be able to figure out that isn't possible unless Crack is 75 years old, which he isn't. Ergo, he is a liar. Thank you for your concern about my well being, but you really should focus on your own issues.

Fred4Pres said...

Sixty, I have heard you say that before about Crack. Do you have a link? I am not concerned about your well being (not because I do not care but because I do not have concerns about it--I assume your wellbeing is fine). I just do not understand the hostility to Crack (the hostility to Titus I get)--and those were the issues I was inquiring about.

I just do not get where it is coming from.

The Dude said...

Hey Troop, has Carol_Herman joined Bissage in the land of wind and ghosts?

The Dude said...

This is where that lying sack of shit wrote his racist screed:

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6329595&postID=4298906001184887143

AssCrack wrote "...I don't have to, douchebag, I was raised by a group of former slaves and sharecroppers. I went to sleep to stories of slavery and woke to a workload, based on that past, that would make many white kids gasp."

He has never admitted that whole story was a fabrication, but then again, admitting he is a lying asshole would not fit his "honorable cult fighter" image. He is a fucking loser.

The Dude said...

And probably insane, in addition to being a crack smoker.

Fred4Pres said...

This post

I even waded through the Carol Herman.

Sixty, I think you should let it go. Crack says call him an American. He is right. I think given his age he was probably not raised directly by living former slaves...although it is possible a great great grandma who was a slave was still alive when he was a boy and I am sure older relatives of his remembered actual slaves. Unless Crack is engaging you directly, I am not sure why you are all fired up over something from August.

I have a lot of respect for Allen for serving in Vietnam. I like you well enough. But you seems pissed off at Crack and I am really not sure why.

I like Crack. I appreicate his dislike of all things new age.

The Dude said...

Go ahead and apply your reading comprehension to what Crack wrote in that thread. He is one hateful fuck, and he makes J look sane.

Perhaps you are correct, that I should ignore that cocksucker, and most of the time I do. But there was no ambiguity in what he wrote. He is delusional and a liar and that needs to be pointed out.

chickelit said...

Whew, I'm glad I missed that thread!

This one too!

Fred4Pres said...

Crack is not J.

You are entitled to your opinion. But I read that thread and you and he were talking past one another.

I was driving that day. I am glad I missed that thread.

Fred4Pres said...

This was a good Sopranos.

Just sayin.

Trooper York said...

Crack is just an enthusiast about his theories is all. It just that his are about cults and mine are about who had the perkiest tits: Jeanie, Bat Girl, Nanny from Nanny and the Professor, Marilyn Munster, Ellie Mae Clampett, Wrangler Jane, Laura Petrie or Samantha Stephens?

Which theory is more fun to debate? Just sayn'

The Dude said...

Crack is not J.

J is honest.

blake said...

Crack's monomania aside, I'm not sure why he couldn't have had a great-grandparent who was a slave. He's pretty old himself, and the youngest of last slaves would've been in their 80s or so when he was born.

He probably meant that he was raised by sharecroppers who were the children and grandchildren of slaves.

But his attitude is such that I can see why people would tend to hit back hard when he mis-spoke, exaggerated or outright lied.

Fred4Pres said...

Crack finds great stuff. My only criticism is you cannot pinpoint each item with a link, you have to scroll through the thread to find those jewels.

chickelit said...

Are you saying that Crack is too cumulative?

The Dude said...

As I have written before, Crack hates boomers, so he isn't one, which means he was born after 1965. A slave born on the last day of the Civil War would have been 100 years old by the time Crack was born.

He was an orphan, he claims, and claims to have been raised by foster parents. As jacked up as that system is, and as fucked up as Crack is, it still seems impossible that he, as a newborn, was placed with 100 year old ex-slaves.

He is a liar and living proof that Crack rots your brain.

Fred4Pres said...

Sixty: Why are you so obessed with that statement by Crack (which was buried in a thread and can probably be explained)? One can hate boomer culture and still be born during the boomer years (1946-1964). Why do you hate Crack? One exaggeration cannot be the reason.

The Dude said...

Fred, what? Earlier you said I was entitled to my opinion. Can't you leave it at that?

As for hating Crack, he and I would probably get along fine in real life, once I got him to admit he was lying about being raised by slaves. I don't know him, don't hate him, but I don't like liars. He is a liar.

Speaking of obsessed, let it go, Fred. You are becoming a broken record.

chickelit said...

According Althouse, Crack can't be a Boomer unless his parents lived through both the depression and WW II.link. According to that, I'm not a boomer (though born in 1960) because my parents were too young to remember much of the Depression.

Fred4Pres said...

Fair enough Sixty.

I am sure we would also be friends in real life. I would grill steaks for you all and we could go out to the range and shoot assorted firearms.

Fine, I will let it go.

The Dude said...

One hopes, not at each other. ;^)

After all, it's not as though you are Garage. Kidding...

blake said...

If you've seen that pic of him, he looks like an old dude. I'd guess he was born closer to '60, or even '55 for his birth year.

And LOTS of Boomers HATE Boomers.

Still, may not be true.