Saturday, October 29, 2011

It's not like this on the Pan Am show?



Have you ever been in the airport and while you are sitting at the gate and you see a crazy person walking back and forth talking to themselves and you just know that he is going to sit next to you?

Well that happened to me on the flight down to Florida on Jet Blue.

There was this short squat dude with a shaved head talking into his bluetooth and pacing back and forth at the gate. He is shouting about some business bullshit and acting like a tool. I just knew he would end up sitting next to me.

Now this guy had every electric device know to man. He sits down and puts two Red Bulls in the seat flap in front of him. After we have to shut off the phones he starts vibrating like he is going to explode. He had to periodically get up and pace the length of the plane. He was chewing tobacco. But the worst thing was he kept snorting and hacking up lugies that he must have been swallowing. I felt like I was in that fucking contagion movie for fucks sake. It was pretty disgusting.

It was loads of fun.

Fly the Friendly Sky. My fucking balls.

28 comments:

chickelit said...

Idward Hyde

chickelit said...

Hey! You changed the title!

You should talk to Haz about bluetooth rage.

Trooper York said...

I am going to the Halloween store and buying a big tooth that I am going to paint blue and put on a string and I am going to start talk on it like a crazy person.

Chip Ahoy said...

Baby pacifier shaped like two big teeth.

chickelit said...

"Labiella" is an interesting name for a store, Chip.

Michael Haz said...

You met Garage M in the airport?

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Hey, Trooper-- we need you over at Althouse. A couple of new lefties have moved in and J is sinking into schizophrenia. The place is out of balance. Please come back!

chickelit said...

I can't speak for Trooper but I think Althouse is a hypocrite regarding free speech.

A commenter like J shows up and gets personally insulting towards not just one but a lot commenters. This is ignored and or encouraged.

A commenter like Mary shows and apparently gets under Althouse's skin. Instant deletion. I am not justifying Mary. I'm just noting the double standard.

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Excuse my ignorance. I have been begging Althouse to ban J, but I thought she had a blanket no-ban policy. I didn't realize Mary, or anybody, had been banned. If that's how Trooper feels, I'm in no position to argue. It does get uncomfortable over there sometimes.

Titus said...

you said loads.

Trooper York said...

Normally I am a 100% free speech guy and many commenters who rub some people the wrong way come here and are part of the crew. People like Ritmo, Garage and Hdhouse post here all the time and prove themselves to be pretty cool guys.

J is a different kettle of fish. He is banned here and should be banned at Althouse. I have expressed that opinion several times as has other valuable commenters such as Palladin, chickenlittle and Fred4Pres. This has neither been acknowledged or rejected in any way.

J had followed me here and I tried to engage him in a normal manner as I had done so many times with other commenters. I even set up topics and treads to engage him. He has proven himself to be beyond redemption. Over and over again.

I choose not to associate with people like that. I paid up my bar tab and have moved on to other joints. I might return if the clientle changes or the bouncer decides to do her job. But it is her bar and she gets to make the rules.

But for right now life is too short and I have better things to do.

Trooper York said...

Hey Chip thanks for the link and thanks for commenting here. I hope you come back soon.

Trooper York said...

And Tyrone you are welcome to drop by and share some yuks. I have always enjoyed your comments and you have a lot to contribute.

So tell me.....what do you think of Barbara Edens bazonga's?

The Dude said...

The contagion has overwhelmed the spelling center of your brain. You wrote "diqusting".

I hope beer is the cure.

blake said...

I love air travel!

MamaM said...

Disqusting it is. The Mr M flies a lot and started laughing at the first paragraph.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

A commenter like J shows up and gets personally insulting towards not just one but a lot commenters. This is ignored and or encouraged.

I know. J has made thrown rather personal and gross threatening remarks in my direction and on my blog. I'm not afraid. It would require quite some effort for anyone to approach us IRL.

Mary while annoying and quite bitchy has actually some interesting things to say and contributes to the dialogue yet she is summarily deleted.

I enjoy Trooper's blog even though I don't comment all that often or have much to offer regarding my opinion on Barbara Eden's bazongas. However, nice I think. I always wanted to be Jeannie in I Dream Of Jeannie. Such power....and I don't mean just her tits.

Trooper York said...

Sorry Sixty. That was seven Newcastle Browns into the night.

The beer is great as the daughter stocks my favorites when I am coming to town.

She and the granddaughter are entertaining the wife so I can sit back and drink beer and pretend I am from Thailand.

Trooper York said...

I saw that some of these other new commenters where taking so shots at you Dust Bunny Queen but I know you can take them.

I am certainly not afraid of J but I don't like the tone he sets. I have even stood up for Jeremy on occasion but this J guy is just wrong. His type of crazy and nastiness is not something that you let stand. He is deleted everytime he shows up here and he should be deleted everytime he shows up on other peoples blogs. But that is that persons choice.

I try to have a fun time here and we don't need that anti-semtic bullshit around here. I don't want my hebe friends like ricpic to feel uncomfortable.

Well except on Good Friday. They they should look over their shoulder. Just sayn'

ndspinelli said...

I hate those Felix Unger snorters and have told them to "STOP" on planes. On both occassions they did.

They're pining for you over @ the professors, Trooper.

Trooper York said...

Thanks nd but I am sure that they are just fine with J and the Mother of the Year that are posting over there.

Do you remember the song at the begining of Baretta?

blake said...

Troop--

I remember that one!

o/~Keep your eeeeyyyeeeyeyeee
On the sparrow
When the gooooowhoawhoawhoaing
Gets narrow!
(Well, well, well, well, well!)~\o

Tyrone Slothrop said...

As I commented at Althouse I'm pretty sure J actually suffers from psychosis. He really believes that everybody there is a sock puppet for "Sac.-Byro". He is capable of an occasional lucid comment, and there are hints of a good mind there, but he is mostly about obscene, violent imagery. In private emails I too have asked Althouse to ban him without getting a response from her.

Anyway, thanks for the invite Trooper. I've put you in my bookmarks.

For a long time it was a horse race between Jeannie, Ellie Mae, and Agent 99. Laura Petrie, attractive though she was, was not in the running-- she was a Mom. I think Jeannie won at last, you know, the magic, the bare midriff. I remember seeing Barbara Eden on Johnny Carson long ago. She seemed like a real kick in the ass.

Trooper York said...

J you should understand by now that you are not welcome to post here. Please take your business over to Althouse as I believe she values you paticular type of contribution much more than mine and other likeminded commenters such as chickenlittle, Tim, Fred4Pres and many others.

You are not welcome here.

jungatheart said...

Tyrone, don't fall for the J act. I think it started out as someone trying to hide their real identity, and then morphed into lucid comments because he/she wanted to have it both ways (to get points across).

As far as Mary, I give Althouse a complete pass. She knows her from real life (former student), and if I understand correctly, has a restraining order against her posting. It'd be like an ex or co-worker spamming your site, not the same as internet anonymity stuff.

Fred4Pres said...

There is a lot to be said for first class.

Trooper York said...

J I am not scared of you. I just find you distasteful and not the type of person I would voluntarily associate with. I let a lot of things go but not your act.

You are not welcome to post here. Please take your act and your opinions to Althouse as she seems to appreciate and value and protect that type of behavior.

Your posts will be deleted and you are a non person.

The Dude said...

EBL deleted a comment of mine earlier today - I called a fat bitch a fat bitch - bam, gone.

J's comments remain in that thread.

Stupid liberal midwest law professors who vote for Obama are not to be trusted.