Marilyn's Diary

The whole family fell apart after Uncle Herman left us for his new wife Carol. Grandpa moved to Greenwich Village and started hanging around at this bar called the Stonewall. One day he bit this undercover cop and it started a whole hullabaloo. He became a celebrity and appeared on Midnight Blue all the time. He even met first Lady Laura Bush!

Little Eddie grew up and remained a pervert. He was a peeping tom and was always hiding in bushes and shrubs. This little horny perv developed an interest in horticulture and became a very well know gardener with his own company and everything. Of course when the Internet came in he became a stalker of many woman until he finally convinced one to marry him. She was a professor or something and you know they have no common sense. He still stalks and peeps and photos young girls. Especially those with poor hygiene. That's why he is always at protests and demonstrations because he loves to get a shot of a coed in a pee stained pair of jeans. It reminds him of how he used to peek at me in the toilet.

The worst of course was poor Aunt Lily. She was totally blindsided when Uncle Herman left her. She thought that when they got married it was till death do they part. Then they would find new parts and come back again and again. But nothing is forever and she was left to wander the rooms of the Munster Mansion all alone. She started growing weed and smoking it all day long. I couldn't take it and had to move out to start my own family. Aunt Lily remains there to this day. Surrounded with her cannabis plants and cobwebs. You can see her peeking out of her bushes when she sees people coming up the walk. But she never answers the door. She is a recluse. And it is really sad.

You see nobody wants to tend to her bush.