Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Marilyn's Diary

The whole family fell apart after Uncle Herman left us for his new wife Carol. Grandpa moved to Greenwich Village and started hanging around at this bar called the Stonewall. One day he bit this undercover cop and it started a whole hullabaloo. He became a celebrity and appeared on Midnight Blue all the time. He even met first Lady Laura Bush!

Little Eddie grew up and remained a pervert. He was a peeping tom and was always hiding in bushes and shrubs. This little horny perv developed an interest in horticulture and became a very well know gardener with his own company and everything. Of course when the Internet came in he became a stalker of many woman until he finally convinced one to marry him. She was a professor or something and you know they have no common sense. He still stalks and peeps and photos young girls. Especially those with poor hygiene. That's why he is always at protests and demonstrations because he loves to get a shot of a coed in a pee stained pair of jeans. It reminds him of how he used to peek at me in the toilet.

The worst of course was poor Aunt Lily. She was totally blindsided when Uncle Herman left her. She thought that when they got married it was till death do they part. Then they would find new parts and come back again and again. But nothing is forever and she was left to wander the rooms of the Munster Mansion all alone. She started growing weed and smoking it all day long. I couldn't take it and had to move out to start my own family. Aunt Lily remains there to this day. Surrounded with her cannabis plants and cobwebs. You can see her peeking out of her bushes when she sees people coming up the walk. But she never answers the door. She is a recluse. And it is really sad.

You see nobody wants to tend to her bush.

23 comments:

Fred4Pres said...

I am guessing that has some symbolism and metaphor going on...right?

Trooper York said...

Nah.

Everything is straight talking here at Trooper York.

No hidden agendas like some joints. Just sayn'

chickelit said...

Still, there's a lesson in there.

Fred4Pres said...

Eddie?

But you have to say "Eddie" like this guy does...

chickelit said...

Is that photo up over there? It looks like she has poor Meade dressing like Steve Jobs. :)

Fred4Pres said...

Posted by Emerson | June 24, 2007 12:31 PM

Capt.,

Loved your analysis of The Sopranos ending.

I'm asking because I want to know, is troll Carol Herman considered insane at your blog? Nobody responds to her endless screeds.

She must spend hours writing cryptic lines whose only function seems to be to sow seeds of doubt.

It's like giving an educated bag lady access to a computer.


Blasts from the past, Captain's Corner, June 24, 2007.

Fred4Pres said...

gobsmacker says:
January 14, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Carol Herman wrote:

“Do you want the truth? Are you sitting down? The bamster likes patting down 8 year old boys. Especially white ones.”

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Don, this continuing insanity from Carol Herman is offensive. It is worse than anything BobZim ever said, which got him banished from your comments section. It is time for Carol to mind her manners or take her trash talk to another Web site.



Blast from the Past, Don Surber Blog, January 2010.

chickelit said...

Wow Fred! She's been around the block!

Fred4Pres said...

I just found those in about five minutes by searching "Carol Herman Insane." I suspect she has a trail of craziness that covers the blogosphere.

Fred4Pres said...

What is really interesting is reading some of CH's rants at Don Surber. CH plays a conservative. Is this whole CH thing a troll schtick?

chickelit said...

Is this whole CH thing a troll schtick?

Isn't the whole Althouse thing thick with schtick?

chickelit said...

Walk softly and carry a big schtick?

chickelit said...

[cont'd]
Unless you're Trooper York. Then you carry around a big cock.

MamaM said...

Unless you're Trooper York. Then you carry around a big cock.

And one humangous ball

chickelit said...

And one humangous ball

Hey, does that make Troop like Hitler?

Oops, I hope that doesn't Godwin the thread.

chickelit said...

humangous

Nicely played MM. I didn't notice that at first.

Fred4Pres said...

Mononutliosis

But a big ass one...like Rao's. Only with more attitude.

Fred4Pres said...

Eee-DE!

Fred4Pres said...

trooper's big cock is on this link from Crack's place.

blake said...

Fred,

Nah. You gotta say "Eddie" like this guy!

Fred4Pres said...

Blake...yes. Of course you are right.

Man...I forgot about that. Bela is on fire.

Fred4Pres said...

The original.

Fred4Pres said...

Cock Link to Crack's place