"What are these strange devices for Chief?"
"These are special discplinary tools you will need on your next assignment Agent 99."
"What assignment is that Chief?"
"You will be sent in our new experimental time machine to the year 2011 where you will spank the love of Fred Thompson out of a confused young man. Whisper two words to him as you pummel his red little bottom. Sarah Palin."
"It sounds dangerous."
"You don't know the half of it."
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Maxwell Smart: Phoebe, I want you to forget about Hymie.
Phoebe: But uncle Max, I think I'm in love with him.
Maxwell Smart: But Phoebe, you don't know anything about him. You don't know anything about his background and believe me, it's a strange one.
Phoebe: I wouldn't care if he came from a... junkyard.
Maxwell Smart: Funny you should put it that way.
Phoebe: Besides, a man's background is not important, it's what's inside that counts.
Maxwell Smart: Would you be surprised...
Maxwell Smart: Look Phoebe, I didn't want to tell you this but it's for your own good
[checks if no one is listening]
Maxwell Smart: Hymie is a cybernaut.
Phoebe: Uncle Max, I'm ashamed of you. A person's religion doesn't make any difference.
Agent 99: You'll be in extreme danger every minute.
Maxwell Smart: ...and... loving it
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