Thursday, October 20, 2011

Holy Titus Batman!

"Look I don't want to go in there. Those women might be naked. And Robin is too young to be exposed to that. And I am too grossed out. You go in Batgirl."
"You really are a fanook. Chief O'Mara said you were light in the Bat loafers but I didn't believe it. And one more thing."
"Yes Batgirl?"
"Stop staring at Robins Tits you perv. Jeez. Where can a girl go to get felt up around here. I better give the Green Hornets chink a call. He is a horny little fuck."

9 comments:

chickelit said...

Is Titus reorienting?

ricpic said...

Holy Suction Batgirl Bliss!

According to Titus' theory of happiness pneumatic
A feel-up would not be sufficient;
Anything less than drainage would be problematic
In achieving the state of hog spent.

Fred4Pres said...

Batgirl was a hottie. She should have gone on Star Trek and taken on the crew of the Enterprise.

chickelit said...

Batgirl was a hottie

To each his own. I still think that Catwoman made Batgirl look prepubescent.

Titus said...

I loved that Kitt woman.

That song where she sung like a cat made me horny.

And these postings are very not gay friendly.

chickelit said...

@ricpic: According to Titus, hog spent is worth two in the bush.

chickelit said...

(amended)

@ricpic: According to Titus, a hog spent is worth two in the bush.

MamaM said...

two what in the bush???

two pokes
two spent hogs
two phone calls
two wishes
two stinky loaves
two wild animals
two foreign guys hollering Papi?

chickelit said...

(twice amended)

@ricpic: According to Titus, a hog spent in hand is worth two in the bush.