It was very hard to find a Dolphin to play Flipper. Because generally Dolphins are always hard. Most male Dolphins are rapists. They love to come up to humans and start humping away. Now some woman love that. When Pat Priest of the Munsters costar she just spread her legs and let the fish have his way and moaning about Uncle Herman or something. But most people weren't down with that. So we had to use Lady Dolphins. Plus most male dolphins had scars and stuff from fighting.
The main one was named Suzy. But a strange thing happened. She started rubbing up against the female costars and trying to stick her bottle nose right in her twat. Then we figured it out.
We had hired the only lesbian Dolphin in captivity.
(Ivan Tors The E True Hollywood Story of Flipper)
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The surfers I talk w/ in San Diego say the dolphins are curious and playful. When they see surfers they'll often start surfing right next to them..putting the dudes to shame.
I watched Andrew Luck last night. He's worth going into the tank for..looks like the real deal. Of course, so did Ryan Leaf!
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