What if?

What if Crack was so cavalier about Meade revealing his name would he mind that I posted his photo.

I think not.

Commentor Memories Number 134 Crack at home

Crack wanted you to know that he doesn't live in Utah. And he doesn't live in Florida and walk around with a hoodie casing trailer parks. And he doesn't live in LA. Please. You mock him.

He lives in the stately Crack Manor in Oakland Califorina. It used to belong to Joe Rudi until he sold it and joined the People's Temple. Crack did keep some of the furnishings though. The mirror was a present from Reggie Jackson who thought it was too small for him and the two bowls that he turned into lights belonged to Vida Blue who stored his cocaine in them.

And Bert Campaneris is his lawnboy.

All the big time bloggers have lawnboys you know. Just sayn'

We are holding a vigil for Whitney Houston.

Blaze up mothafucker!

Damn that Instapundit.

Damn that Instapundit. He refuses to link to cool sites like the Crack Emcee, Ace, and of course yours truly because he is a Family blog. Seriously?

I mean everybody knows he only links to that evil blogger lady because he confused her with Aunt Peg.

And who says the Crack Emcee ain't a family blog? What's up with that?

Forever Our Girl!

Hey Paula Abdul just announced that she is leaving American Idol. That really sucks. Who is going to bring the crazy? Who is going to tell functional retards to keep following their dreams? Who is going to clap their hands like a seal on Meth?

I mean I can understand how some people can get tired of dealing with someone who seems so crazy. Sometimes the best thing you can do is make a clean break and wish them well and let them go on with their life because they are just too needy and nutty for you to be bothered with in the course of your life. I mean there is just not enough time to deal with that. I can understand how the Idol guys might want to move on.

Let's hope that they replace her with someone who will bring new life to the show.

I look forward to the new season.

Hey this is the place for wise cracks!

Now that Simon has showed up can garage mahal be far behind.

No cracks from my regular commenters. You know I love all you guys.