Tony Romo is not just a homo...

He's a thief according to Chargers former player Travis Johnson.

“Tony Romo has not earned a dollar he’s been given in this league,” Johnson said. “Matt Schaub will get the job done. I believe in him. I played with him and against him. He can take this team to a Super Bowl" spewed Johnson.“Tony Romo is not that guy. He is a thief. They need to bring him up on federal charges right now. He’s killing the franchise.”

I love it when somebody else gets bashed. I mean I like to smack around A-Rod as much as the next guy but there are plenty of people who need a good smack in the head with a dead fish.

Next up......why Aaron Rodgers is the most overrated quarterback in the league.

Giants 31......Cowboys 14

Just sayn'

I hope we see those loser Packers in the NFC Championship game again.

(Correct for the correct score as you shouldn't blog while you are plastered)

If you were gonna buy Garage Mahal a Christmas Present

Get him the new book by Ernie Palladiano called "Lombardi and Landry: How Two of Pro Football's Greatest Coaches Launched Their Legends and Changed the Game Forever."

It is about the most important part of their careers......when they were assistant coaches for the New York Football Giants!

It all went downhill from there!

Hell needs a New PA Announcer

Lucifer: This is getting ridiculous. How is it we can’t find anybody to be the new PA announcer. Maybe we should broaden the search a little. Who has slid down the shute lately Forcas?
Forcas: Well we don’t have anybody for PA announcer but I think our football season is looking up.
Lucifer: Really? Did the Cowboys team plane crash?
Forcas: No that’s not for a couple of years yet when Romo tries to give the pilot a hummer. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But one of favorite son’s is about to show up.

Jack Tatum: (tumbles through the trap door to fall in front of the throne of Lucifer) What…what’s fuckin motherfuck the fuck?

Lucifer: Jack. Son. You are here at last!

Jack Tatum: Where the fuck is here blood?

Forcas: Why you are in Hell Mr. Tatum. And this is your father, Lucifer.
Jack Tatum: Well I never knew my daddy so I guess it be possible.
Lucifer: Damn straight son. I have been waiting. You have to get out practicing with the rest of my sons. They are all from the Raiders, Eagles, Cowboys and Steelers. Now we just have to wait for Big Ben to show up after that girl’s father shoots him and we will have a Quarterback and we can finally beat Heaven’s team.
Jack Tatum. We’s gonna beat Heaven’s team? How dat be possible?
Lucifer: Well the big guy doesn’t care all that much about football. He only watches the New York Giants games. He is really a baseball fan and when the Yankees are in the series he doesn’t pay too much attention till after the series is over and sometimes I can cause an injury and fuck up the Giants and then he loses interest. But he does root for our annual Homecoming Game.

Jack Tatum: There be a Homecoming game betweens Heaven and Hell.
Lucifer: Oh yeah. This year Zsa Zsa Gabor is homecoming queen. Oh don’t tell her yet. I want it to be a surprise. Now get out there on the practice field and Darryl Stingley that fucking pussy Bob Hayes when he runs a post in practice. The fuckin guy won’t go over the middle for shit. I hate that I have to use fuckin Cowboys.
Jack Tatum: Ok boss, consider it done.
Lucifer: That’s my boy!

Ride 'em Cowgirls!!!

Hey congratulations to the Dallas Cowgirls as they defeated Beth's New Orleans Ain'ts to break their undefeated streak. This is a good thing for New Orleans because the pressure to go undefeated can break a team like it did the Pats last year. So they have a chance to cruise into the playoffs.

Where of course they will lose to the New York Giants.

HOW ABOUT THEM COWGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about those Cowboys?

Hey Lawgiver is afraid to come around when the New York Giants are going into Dallas to whip his puny Cowboys. The Boy's could barely beat the pathetic Tampa Bay Bucs for crying out loud.

Hey now that Kendra's husband got cut from the Igles, maybe Romo can hook up with her.

Cause she is into kinky shit. Just like Jerry Jones and the rest of the 'Boys.

Just sayn.

Hey Tony Romo is dating a new celebrity!

Tony Romo is dating a new celebrity and Jerry Jones is very happy. He figures that since there are three of them they can keep his quarterback busy and he won't be out on the town in Cabo or Vegas like he was with that Jessica Simpson.

How about them Cowboys!

Are you ready for some football?

Hey with all the crap I have been giving Michael H for the Fudge Packers and AJ for his Dog Killers I forgot all about Lawgiver and his Cowboys.

I hear Tony Romo has a date with Lindsey Lohan.

Cool.

Did I tell you lately that the Giants are going to win the Superbowl?