Stop staring at my tits

 

"When you get to the cutoff.....cut off your Slawson."

"Oooh that sounds painful."

"Shut up and stick out your tits."

"Ok I can do that."

"Don't be a wiseass."

Stop staring at my tits.

"Look stop staring at my tits!"
"My eyes are up here!"
"Cut that shit out."
"Screw it. I am taking my mattress and I am leaving. Asshole!"

If they remade old Medical Shows today....what would they be like?

"Sorry you are not feeling well Kahn. Is there anything I could do to help?"
"If I was looking for that I would call Kildare. He is the fruit. Plus you are too old."
"Look just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there ain't a fire in the furnace."
"You know what I want Doctor."
"What's that Kahn?'
"KKKKKKKIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okey dokey."
"And stop staring at my tits."

Hey Obama just let you in the country...but stop staring at my tits Pedro

Unless you can play shortstop. Then we can talk.

Why this blog exists

One of the first plugs I got for this blog came from Michael Haz who said he liked it because it was about tits.......and sandwiches.

Lisa sent me some enhanced photos of our trip to Brennan & Carr's so I wanted to share them with you.

Of course she had to give me some embarrassing candid shots like this one of me slurping down a mozzarella stick.

She loves to get those shots where I look like a big dummy. It makes her giggle when I look stupid. Which I have to admit is most of the time.

So enjoy the sandwiches. Oh yeah. And the tits!

Commenter Memories Number 179 Shouting Thomas started young

Ever since his Dad took him to the Miss Philippines competition when they were stationed in Manila. Those formative experiences have shaped the rest of his life.

Those words that woman whispered to him have stayed with him all his life. "Little Boy stop staring at my tits."

Of course she said it in Tagalog and he had no idea what she said.

Whisper in my ears darling

"I just wanted to tell you one thing."

"What's that darling?"

"Please stop staring at my tits."

Boot hill...... Boot hill.......So cold.......So still

"Why did you ask me out Marshal? I thought you were a homo?"
"No that's Doc Holliday. He likes gladiator movies. I swing both ways. I am an acrobat."
"Well that's nice but you can put me down now."
"But I like to show off my muscles carrying you around like this."
"That's fine but I want to walk on my own two feet. And one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Stop staring at my tits."

If Star Date was like J Date

"Hello...Hello is anyone around?"
"I am down here on the floor."
"Oh.....very nice......Say are those stalagmites or stalactites ?"
"These are my tits."
"Fascinating."

Hey why aren't you staring at my tits?

I think there are women with no clothes on behind the curtain. We must avert our eyes Robin."
"Holy nipple Batman are you sure?"
"Hey you have a beautiful woman right here you can look at. Why aren't you staring at my tits? Look I am posing for you."
"Nevermind Batgirl. We don't have time for this. We have to repair to the Batcave. Robin and I will have to practice wrestling moves. Naked."
"Holy prickly heat Batman. Do we have to?"
"Of course we do Robin. Let's go!"

Whose that girl?

"Hi honey I hear you have a very appropriate name."
"Yes I do sailor. One thing though."
"What's that?"
"Stop touching your tits while you are staring at mine. That is very unsettling."

Listen I know your are an Avenger and Shield agent but

Stop staring at my tits.

Wait for the next movie when you can stare at the Scarlet Witch. She has a great set of knockers.

I caught you looking

Somebody emailed me that the Evil Blogger Lady has a post about Haji from "Faster Pussycat. Kill!Kill!" who as you know passed a few days ago. Just another indication that they are monitoring us and copying some of our memes here at Trooper York. They have always done that but now they can be more blatant about it since I will not respond to provocations. I haven't read there in weeks and don't intend to start. I get enough info second hand so I know what is going on. I don't know where she gets her reputation for creativity since she is one of the most derivative copycats on the internet.

Now a guy that is truly an original is Chip Ahoy who come up with crazy stuff that is very interesting and idiosyncratic. He is a true talent and  a true original. Some of the posters over at Lem's are really coming into there own.

So you graduated today Icepick....I just want to tell you

Stop staring at my tits. Oh and stop with the rap shit. Nobody believes in white guys rapping. That Ice Ice baby song sucks. It is never going to go anywhere.

No be a good boy and bring you Auntie her beer and package of Pall Malls. You little perv.

Don't make come back there....

"You better stop that fighting."
"You chickie and spinelli stop your whining. We are not there yet. And Cody stop playing with matches. Blake don't touch Darcy like that. That's not nice. You all behave or I will come back there and smother you until you cry uncle."
"Oh and Trooper. Stop staring at my tits."

Don't show us your tits.....

Not if there is a baby attached!

You know this joint Abilene I was talking about? Well I just walked past it and some woman was breastfeeding her baby. On Court St. At a bar. What the fuck?

They just had a breast feeding sit in at an airport because they were told to please not do it in public. I mean an airport is bad enough but a bar? WTF?

Palate Cleanser- for the Ladies

I didn't want to leave youse ladies out so here is some beef cake from last years vacation at the Seatuck Inn.

We are not going to Seatuck this summer because we have no employees to handle the store. We have set up a cruise for the week of Labor Day when we might just close for a week.

So anyway. Enjoy!

Tits and sandwiches!

Some blogs get obessesed with one subject and go off the rails. Little Green Footballs and the Muslims. Andy the Beagle Boy Sullivan and Sarah Palin's vagina. The Evil Blogger Lady and her Asshole Buddies wanting to get married and stuff.

I want to keep my eye on the ball. Well on big round things. Tits and meatballs.

And now that hero does not look like what you think it looks like.

Shame on you!

Hey Zoot Suit Dude...Stop Staring at my tits!

Or at least where they would be if I had any!

Pick your favorite set of tits

Hey here is a chance for you to pick your favorite set of tits....

Teddy tits.
Ronnie tits.
Tricky Dick tits.
Slick Willie tits.
Trooper tits.

It is enough to make any man hetero. Just sayn'

(The pain medication is really killing me)