I hate the Cardinals!

I hate the Cardinals because man they are all just fuckin ugly. I mean they have the ugliest guy who ever played major league baseball on their team. Willie Mcgee.

That motherfucker was one ugly looking dude. Thank God the Yankees traded him.

Of course they got us back by sending us another ugly bastard. Joe Torre. Another dude who got hit quite a few times with the ugly stick.

I mean just go down the list. Bob Gibson. Joe Torre. Willie McGee. A murderous row of ugly. Jeeez.

I hate the Cardinals!

And the Cardinal I hated the most was the fuckin Bob Gibson. That fuck was just too good a pitcher. Mean as hell. He dominated the mound so much in 1968 that they had to change the rules. That's when men were men and they weren't afraid to throw inside. I don't know how Saint Joe Torre could play so long with this mook and not let the Yankees throw inside when our guys were getting beaned every game.

But Gibby's incredible dominance had one positive result.

The Designated Hitter.

I hate the Cardinals!

Always chirping. Always making noise. So they are in the World Series. Big deal. They still have to answer for Curt Flood. And having to listen to fuckin Tim McCarver all these years.

But heres a trivia question for you. Three former Cardinals have a plaque in Monument Park in Yankee Staduim. Who are they?