Showing posts with label Larry Fortensky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry Fortensky. Show all posts

Sunday, January 6, 2013

The Life and Times of Larry Fortensky

Hi. It's been a while since I have been by the old homestead. I have been very busy. Making pancakes. Starting to mulch my lawn. Shaving my babies hobbit feet.

But I have a new hobby. I have been renting dogs. No not like ndspinelli does when he on the road and wants a little hanky panky.

No these are real dogs. I like how they run around and slobber and stuff. But best of all I get to pick up their poo. I love to pick up poo. You see I like to be humilated. Handling dog shit is just the tip of the iceberg.

I could tell you stories.

Maybe later.