Have you ever been in the airport and while you are sitting at the gate and you see a crazy person walking back and forth talking to themselves and you just know that he is going to sit next to you?
Well that happened to me on the flight down to Florida on Jet Blue.
There was this short squat dude with a shaved head talking into his bluetooth and pacing back and forth at the gate. He is shouting about some business bullshit and acting like a tool. I just knew he would end up sitting next to me.
Now this guy had every electric device know to man. He sits down and puts two Red Bulls in the seat flap in front of him. After we have to shut off the phones he starts vibrating like he is going to explode. He had to periodically get up and pace the length of the plane. He was chewing tobacco. But the worst thing was he kept snorting and hacking up lugies that he must have been swallowing. I felt like I was in that fucking contagion movie for fucks sake. It was pretty disgusting.
It was loads of fun.
Fly the Friendly Sky. My fucking balls.
