Drudge Report: VP candidate dipped his quill into inkwell

Drudge Report ( August 25, 2012) It was reported by various sources that Congressman Paul Ryan had an African American girlfriend while he was in college. Unlike President Obama's purported girlfriends she was neither a composite or a dude. What effect on the claims that Congressman Ryan is a racist is yet to be seen.

We were unable to locate the young lady and her father only would offer us a Jello Pudding Pop.
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Herman Cain is taking some nasty Bialick's

Drudge Report......
A woman has come forward to accuse Republican Presidential candidate Herman Cain of innappropriate conduct when she approached him about obtaining a job. Althought she did not work for him at the time and invited him up to her hotel room this represents sexual harrassment under section 69 of the feminist codebook of proper dating procedures for anyone not named Bill Clinton. Mr. Cain has declared that he is totally innocent and has demanded an investigation to clear his name. He has named Penn State Football Coach Joe Paterno to investigate these horrible allegations.....developing.