Say do you want to meet my brother in law Jack?

"Say do you want to meet my brother-in-law Jack?"

"Oh I don't think so. He's dating my girlfriend Judy. And Marilyn. And a whole bunch of other girls."

"But he really wants to meet you."

"That's ok, but I don't think so. But you can do one thing for me."

"Sure what's that?"

"Stop staring at my tits."

Hey I'm Back!

Hey I'm back.

The tax season is finally over after so many weeks of bullshit. The store has been extra crazy busy so I couldn't do many long posts or keep up with any of my favorite series.

And so much is going on.....that nasty twat from Designing Woman croaked....healthcare passed....the baseball season started and the basketball season is ready for the playoff's....lots of new movies and tv shows....American Idol has been toodling along....Big Ben Rostytostyberger raped another couple of babes....so much to comment on....just wait baby...just wait.

You smell delightful Miss Moneypenny

"You smell delightful Miss Moneypenny."

"Thank you Commander Bond that is so nice of you to say. But I am afraid not everyone agrees."

"Why whatever do you mean?"

"Some claim that something just doesn't smell right about me."

"Who said that? Oddjob? Don't mind him. His smeller has been off due to his intense study of perfume. I am sure he means nothing by it."

"Thank for that Commander Bond."

"No thanks necessary Moneypenny. I always take people as I see them until they prove otherwise. Isn't that how you would like me to take you?"

"Oooohhhhh JJJaaaammmmeeeesssss!"

You put your finger on it!

Well it appears that our super villain’s poll is over and we have an upset winner. A fat German alchemist from the sixties is your favorite super villain. Goldfinger has won!

The results:

Goldfinger 48
Blogger Lady 35
Ming the Merciless 7
Professor Moriarty 6
Dr. Doom 3

And all this time I thought professors were so much more evil! Oh well better luck next time.

Next up is your favorite pasta.