Showing posts with label the TV show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the TV show. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A stab in the back!


Everybody wants to be on TV. It is only natural. They use it all the time to get free stuff. They got Juan Carlos to do our hair just to get screen credit. Many of the local stores will be featured in the opening as I want to give them a boost if I can. But we have a problem with someone close to us.

We have a bunch of family and friends on the show as well as good customers. But one of our closet people wrote something on facebook that was very upsetting. They were pissed that Lisa was the star and not them. They think they could have a spinoff. So they keep trying too hard in the few scenes we have shot. Which is a joke. You are either good or you are not. You can't force it. It has to be natural if it can. Otherwise you look stupid. They don't get this. But it is clear to any one watching the dailies. We won't have to say anything. The producers will smack them down and maybe even cut them out. But it was very hard for Lisa. She felt such love and loyalty to this person. So she is very sad and hurt.

Me, I am not surprised. As I have said many times people lack both humility and self-awareness. This person is way too full of themselves. I told most of the crew "Dudes you have to remember on thing....you have a job because of Lisa....so if she wants something just do it and I will fix it later." They all get it. But this other person doesn't. They are too rapped up in delusions of grandeur and the thought that they should be a star.

The wife wanted to confront them today but I talked her out of it. I always make her wait a day or two and think about it. You don't want to go off half cocked. So to speak. By all means lay the hammer down if it is warrented but don't do it because it is emotionally satisfing.

We are both half Irish and half Italian. I tell Lisa don't be Irish. Don't go into the bar and offer to beat up the toughest guy in the bar. Be Italian. Let them feel their back and say "Gee I have a pain in my back....I don't know what it is...or my God....IT'S A KNIFE!"

Monday, January 30, 2012

Day one....the adventure begins!





So we are just about finished the first day of filming and there are a lot of kinks to work out. The subject who came in was great and there was a lot of honest emotion about how great she felt getting clothes that made her feel pretty. But of course the producers thought it was too much of a downer. Hey stupid that is what we are filming today. We will do funny stuff. It is just the first day. We will make it funny. I promise.

We shot a lot of stuff first thing in the morning with me and the wife talking and setting the scene. We were a little stiff but it will work out the kinds. I only said shit three times and fuck four. I will step it up. They say I should not censor myself and they will cut it for air. Of course I can't say anything too outrageous because they will fuck me. You can't trust them. We met Caroline Manzo of the Real Housewives of NJ and she begged us not to trust the producers. Which I don't. I only trust their self interest. But then I feel the same way about everyone I meet. I can only trust their self-interest.

It takes a six day week of 12 hour days to make a half hour show. Everything we did will take about five minutes on the show. Lots of great footage will not make it to air.

Lisa was working with the girl and they had a lot of fun. I was in the back room most of the day working on stuff and blogging occasionally. It looks like I will have lots of time to fuck off. The Producer saw me come out to the front after not being in front of the cameras all day. I just wanted to see how Lisa was feeling and if she had enough to eat to keep her blood sugar level. So producer guy goes "Don't worry Jim....I will get you in a few shots at the end of the day." I said "Hey no worries dude....I ain't counting my minutes of airtime. Whatever works for the show. You don't have to patronize me. Just do what you have to do."
You see lots of the douchenozzles who get a reality show are Prima Donnas. And I am not talking about the bra company. I am too old to worry about being a star. Or getting credit. The wife can get all the kudos. If I can crack a few jokes and make everybody smile I will be happy.

You see it is all about the clothes.