The Sixto Sense

"Sixto is not happy with the besibol.".
"Sixto really doesn't like Milwaukee. Wisconsin is no muy bueno. Only crazy blond lady who takes pictures of drains and some guy named after a garage. Is not me favorite place."
"I have the new idea. A musical group. We can get funny hats and sing about places where the men congregate. The Navy. The YMCA. The lockerroom."
"It takes a village for these people."

The Sixto Sense

"Hola Amigo's yo no comprende. Que es eso?"
"I no get the Silver Slugger or the Glove de oro. Perro me tiene the spark plug?"
"Why? Because I should fix the car? That's racist."
"Why not give me some lettuce or beans that was fresh picked."
"People in Wisconsin are muy malo."
"I see cheezy people."

The Sixto Sense

"How come there was no party for Sixto when I retired?'
"I was the muy buenoest player El Brewers ever had. Not the maricon who takes needles and mucho mas in el coulie."
"I es muy bueno. I like to party. I like to disco."
"I see Danny Terrio."

The Sixto Sense

"Look I weeen de prize."
"I have the glove ...the big metal glove."
"When I am home I like to get nakid and put my beisbols in the metal glove."
"It is mucho frio.....feels so good against my skin."
"I love my beisbols so frio."
"That is why I love Milwaukee. De peoples is so frio."

The Sixto Sense

"Look. I am a pirate."
"Not like when I was with Milwaukee. Then I was a Brewer. I was concerned with hops. And barley."
"Now I am a pirate. Arrrgh my hearty. Just like the Russell Martin."
"Russell es tu un Pirateo. I no comprende since he still could have been a Yanqui. Why be  a pirateo when you could be un Yanqui."
"It makes no sense."
"Now you can shiver my timber."

The Sixto Sense

"Why have you ignored me for so long?"
"You hate the Espanol in el beisbol"
"Look what you have done to Pascual."
"Soon you will be coming for me. For Luis. For the Alomars. At least the ones without the Aides."
"I do not fear you."
"I have lived in Milwaukee."
"When you have lived in Milwaukee you have already been in hell."
" I see Cheese!"

The Sixto Sense

"I don't why I am not still in the Major Leagues."
"The Brewers need me. I am better than that maricon who take the needle in the butt."
"Maybe I can get the Yanqui's to sign me."
"Maybe if I pretend to be a Jap. The Yanqui's love the Yellow Peril."
"I will squint and eat raw fish."
"I see slanty eye people."

I don't often drink beer......

Well not often enough for my taste.

But I have been pretty busy so I took some time at the Mexican restaurant to enjoy some Dos Equis.

And you know who was sitting at the table across from me?

Sixto. With Cal Ripken's Mom.

The Sixto Sense

"No one is paying any attention to me anymore."
"I post comment after comment and no one cares."
"I must do something...anything to get a reaction."
"I know.'

"I will kidnap Cal Ripken's mother."
"I see TV coverage."

The Sixto Sense

"Quiene es su Padre?"
"It is me....Sixto."
"Maricon."
"I am the one. You know it is verdad."
"I see Padres."
"Peeing."
"It is Padre Pios."

The Sixto Sense.....

"Why are you staring at me like that chica?"
"You like my eyes I can tell es verdad."
"I have always had the beautiful eyes. Why do the chica's not dig me?"
"I sit here night after night and entertain you and you never reply."
"I am getting pissed."
"It is raining so there is no ball game."
"Maybe I will go to the movies."
"Look.....I see Batman fans."

The Sixto Sense

"Come I always love to take the photo with my fans."
"So do you like the beisbol young man? I bet you like to play with the balls no? I know I do?"
"Say what kind of name is Garage? Swedish?"
"Anyway you must stay for after the game. We have a great tradition here at County Staduim. It is not the Old Timers like the Yanquis. Or Banner Day like the Mets. We take out the wieners and let them race."
"Do you like to race with you wieners?"
"Oh look....I see wieners."

The Sixto Sense

"Why are you reading my posts."
"You know I am the only one awake at this time."
"I have no job so I can post nonsense all night."
"Since I no play the beisbol I just sit and listen to you tube video's all night  while I post on third rate blogs."
"But I was once the best player in all the Dominican."
"And my hair was perfect."
"Oscar Gamble was a pussy."
"He had the pussy hair."
"I had beautiful hair."
"My hair was just like Celia Cruz."
"Now my life is just like a canival."
"But yusted are the clowns."
"I see clown people."

The Sixto Sense

"Hey I know it is late night but I would like to talk."
"Why don't you answer my calls anymore?"
"I was busy listening to music today and I thought of you."
"Remember when we used to drive to the ballpark and listen to Celia Cruz on the radio?"
"And what we used to say when we got to County Stadium?"
"I see white people."