"Why are you reading my posts."
"You know I am the only one awake at this time."
"I have no job so I can post nonsense all night."
"Since I no play the beisbol I just sit and listen to you tube video's all night while I post on third rate blogs."
"But I was once the best player in all the Dominican."
"And my hair was perfect."
"Oscar Gamble was a pussy."
"He had the pussy hair."
"I had beautiful hair."
"My hair was just like Celia Cruz."
"Now my life is just like a canival."
"But yusted are the clowns."
"I see clown people."
96 comments:
A baseball post!! Saw Sixto play many times for the Brewers when we lived in KC. He was a very good outfielder and average hitter.
Oh and ass eyes..Sixto is from Puerto Rico. You know, where half the residents of NYC are from.
Sixto Lezcano was Puerto Rican.
Sixto Lemcano is Dominican.
Try to keep up nd.
Who the fuck is Sixto Lemcano, the Titus Dominican fantasy that blew him in a bathroom stall?
Or was it the Dominican that tossed your salad @ the NY World's Fair?
I remember Sixto Lezcano. I was like 3 and wanted to do him really bad.
I wanted to do Paul Molitor and Robin Yount too.
I was on the fence about Cecil Cooper though.
I noticed their packages in their pants, hot.
tits.
Nick, please get it right.
I did a brazil guy in the stall and the dominican in a park.
They are really all Mexicans though.
tits.
Titus, this guy needs a job. And I don't mean a handie.
Need a houseboy?
Mea culpa, Titus. What were your sexual feeling about Rollie Fingers?
I noticed their packages in their pants, hot.
Bad news, Titus: Those packages were their protective cups.
Sixto Lemcano is a lonely Dominican who posts over and over again with links to youtube videos and pleas for female companionship.
Everybody knows that.
I did not care for Rollie Fingers.
How does that guy know he has the largest penis in the world?
That is ridiculous.
The science is settled!
I like Lem, so remember that what you do unto Lem you do unto me.
Aha! So this is where the guys are.
Or were.
Darcy, Do you ever go to Tiger games? The new park is ok. The year before they left Tiger Stadium I drove there to see a game. Serendipitously, it was kid/coach day. Anyone could go down on the field and they had different clinics [batting, pitching, etc.]. Tiger players and coaches ran each clinic. Being a longtime baseball coach it was quite edifying. However, just being on the field where Kaline, Cash, Lolich, Ruth, Joe D;, etc. played was a treat I'll never forget. Tiger Stadium had the same look and feel as old Comiskey Park.
Hi Nick.
I loved the old Tiger stadium - I was sad to see it become obsolete and I thought I would never embrace the new park. But I have to say that I really do enjoy it now. It's got a great view of the city and the seats are virtually all good (no more obstructed views!). I'll be there on Sunday hopefully watching Verlander pitch! Girls' day out with friends.
I'll be there on Sunday hopefully watching Verlander pitch! Girls' day out with friends.
Keep a sharp eye out for the bikini model stalker who has been seen with Verlander. Bring a camera with azoom lens if possible. Thanks!
chickelit, The Women's Eating Disorder Society has been hounding Kate Upton for being fat. I can think of few more dysfunctional segments of our society than women who are clearly obsessed w/ being unhealthy. That is troublng itself, but to attack beautiful women w/ curves is psychotic.
That is troublng itself, but to attack beautiful women w/ curves is psychotic.
I lump those h8ers together with sufferers of palinoia.
Seriously. Kate Upton is truly "curvy" and not fat.
I used to call myself curvy when I was actually fat. lol
Oh, my God. This video from Ace made me laugh so hard:
http://youtu.be/1t5f5AwkkiY
Actually, I should distinguish suffers of palinoia from those afflicted with palinoia and those trying to put Upton down. A sufferer is one who allows one afflicted to live unscorned and mocked.
Darcy, the Ace link didn't work.
@darcy good shootin'!
(I thought you were going to link some Kate Upton video)
Well, crap. Try this, Allen: Grandpa kicks ass
As I commented @Ace, I laughed so hard at that that I scared myself a little. What is wrong with me? LOL
Me? Link Kate Upton? I am much too vain for that business. :)
I love it when the good guys win.
What is wrong with me? LOL
Nothing. If I had to guess, you were channeling Detroitenfreude!
Thank you. I do think I'm world-weary. And as Allen said, the good guy won.
Chuchifrittos!
That's the full extent of my knowledge of PR streetfood.
Kate Upton's still at the baby fat stage.
The good guy was no spring chicken. Good to see us older dudes still have bullets in our chamber.
Some are shooting blanks. If you know what I mean.
In shorts no less. Skinny legs and a whole lot of presence of mind.
I like how the old guy stops at the threshold and doesn't chase the perps outside. It was an armed "get off my lawn" moment.
I think he was out of ammo, Chick.
Glad you guys liked it.
So...did anyone else laugh disturbingly hard? A friend wants to know. :)
Who's Ace?
tits.
I didn't laugh, Darcy, but I sure smiled.
That makes me feel better. Thanks, Allen.
Who's Lem?
tits.
Found another gem indirectly via TOP. This was a commercial I remember as a teen. WRIF is still around!
Link
And wow! Alice Cooper is in the Tiger's broadcasters' booth right now. Heh.
Darcy, your link goes to Ace.
I met Alice Cooper a long, long, time ago in a Minneapolis night club that he was performing at. Nice guy.
Whoops! Here.
He's always fun to listen to. Very smart guy.
I learned everything I know about the history of M'Waukee from Alice Cooper.
Althouse trolls defending the comments: link
I sure got quiet around here without Allie.
When I was little I watched Little House on The Prairie and always wanted to do Pa.
He would unbutton his shirt and I loved his chest.
Also, I wanted to be Nellie Olson-I loved her, such a bitch.
Who did you want to do from tele stars?
tits.
So, I just looked up some stuff about Alice Cooper. This is cool, and it's probably where that TV show which escapes me now came up with their famous line. WKRP?
A chicken somehow made its way onto the stage into the feathers of a feather pillow they would open during Cooper's performance, and not having any experience around farm animals, Cooper presumed that, because the chicken had wings, it would be able to fly. He picked it up and threw it out over the crowd, expecting it to fly away. The chicken instead plummeted into the first few rows occupied by disabled people in wheelchairs, who reportedly proceeded to tear the bird to pieces.
The next day the incident made the front page of national newspapers, and Zappa phoned Cooper and asked if the story, which reported that he had bitten off the chicken's head and drunk its blood on stage, was true. Cooper denied the rumor, whereupon Zappa told him, "Well, whatever you do, don't tell anyone you didn't do it," obviously recognizing that such publicity would be priceless for the band.
I went to Prince's Club First Avenue in Minneapolis when I was like 18.
Is that place still around?
I actually met and then did a mexican there named Oscar. He was really suave and dressed really cool. His goal was to move to Miami. He was a flight mattress for Northworst. We did it but never came. He was weird about shooting his load, but maybe it was me. I had a couple of those types in my youth. We would date and sleep together but never blew our load. I started to become a little insecure about no load shooting. So I hit the gym really hard and I never encountered that problem ever again.
I can't believe I remember his name but he came to visit me in Cambridge after we met, but then I was over him and left him in the dorm and went out on my own.
tits.
Who did you want to do from tele stars?
Threesome with Lisa Todd and Gunilla Hutton from Hee Haw.
But I was only about 15 or 16, Titus, so they would have gotten in big trouble.
I wanted to do the guy from Trapper John MD too.
Him getting out of the shower in the opening sequences was hot.
I also wanted to do Tom Wopat from the Dukes of Hazzard. He was from where my parents were born, Lodi, Wisconsin.
Years later (I know gay) I saw him on Broadway with Bernadette Peters in Annie Get Your Gun.
I can't recall the exact timeframe when I wanted to do the exotics. I believe it was the night some Iranian gave me E and I was off to the races. Whites don't interest me at all. Too White Bread.
tits.
I've been reminding Trooper for years about the ladies of Hee Haw but he always ignores me. I'm beginning to think he loathes country music or hillbelles in general.
It was 102 here today.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
Lord Help Me.
If I can still pull in some great looking hog I am grateful.
tits.
I am a cancer, like rare clumbers and Nellie Olson, let's meet and have a baby now!
Who's Ace and Lem?
I don't know any of the shit you guys know. They are other bloggers aren't they? You guys all follow that shit religiously don't you? Why?
tits.
Watch, Troop will come back with some recent photo of one of them to remind us that yes we all age.
I am curious as to how many blogs you all comment on and follow?
I barely look at Althouse anymore and cum here. And Andrew Sullivan.
Other than that, nada, dada, for me.
You guys know all the dirt that is going on everywhere on the internets don't you?
Oh, I do read Drum and Bugle Corps Blogs.
tits.
Titus, how can you not recognize Lem's name from Althouse? The guy who inventing "lemming" which means to pull an all nighter in the comment section?
And the only porno I go on is Sean Cody.
Straight Amateurs doing it for cash.
They are amazing.
The guy who started it was a Mormon.
How many different porno sites do you go on? Any fav's?
tits.
Betty Francis had a "Bugle Corps" bod in the beginning of last season's Mad Men.
I like Lem too chickie.
We kid because we love.
I never heard of Nellie Olson until Troop used the photo of her to mock Althouse.
Chick, I can honestly say I never heard of the term "lemming" other than that other meaning it has.
I don't really read other peeps shit.
Mine is so much more interesting.
And as I have said before I could not tell the difference between a rocean, rhardin, or any of the other r's there. I don't distinguish between any of them. They all sound exactly alike in their comments and bore me.
I do know some of the women though, because they have tits.
Trooper is one of the few I recognize because his voice is funny and a little dirty. And he shows tits.
tits.
I was in The Madison Scouts chick. Never heard of them?
Also, I was in The Santa Clara Vanguard.
I am a big Drum and Bugle Corps Queen.
Many of my friends still "design" shows. They also do many of the halftime shows for bowl games.
It's another venue for fags to compete against each other.
I spun a rifle and saber. I can throw those things up in the air, have them rotate 6 times, turn around 3 times and catch between my legs...seriously.
Is Lem a poster or a blogger?
What is Lem?
What is your fav right wing blog where you have to go everyday and perhaps even comment constantly? How do you feel reading all the comments and posting with others?
tits.
Darcy, I just had a sinister smile as I watched.
I miss Ernie Harwell. He is in my Top 3 radio guys of all time.
Titus, I also follow chickelit, ChipS, blake, Darcy, Freeman Hunt.
Lodi, Wi. is a nice town. Susie The Duck is still big!
Sixty Grit said...
I don't like his name even a little bit.
I deeply regret that real life kept me from riffing on this earlier today.
Yeah, it's good to be busy and allow the moment to pass...
@nick, you're the only PI I enjoy being followed by.
His eyes in that photo say, let's do it.
tits.
The latest, according to Insty, is "weed dating", which once again puts Titus with his Escapade in the The Huge Reeds ahead of the game.
The Honking Ducks and Running Rats were fine additions, along with the gardens full of Ripe Tomatos awaiting harvest and seed distribution.
I did a lot of weed dating in my college years. "I got some weed, why don't you come over after you're done studying."
Titus said...
I am curious as to how many blogs you all comment on and follow?
I barely look at Althouse anymore and cum here. And Andrew Sullivan.
Well that's disappointing that you read Sullivan, Titus. Is there a lot of peer pressure among gays to stand close behind him no matter what? I still think what he did to Palin was beneath contempt. I'm a forgiving person but not too forgetful. One day I may forget about it. I suppose that you Harvard married gays who both love dogs and vacation at P-Town types have to stick together. Somebody on Althouse once claimed that Sullivan "invented" blogging. My first thought was Al Gore and the internet.
I read Althouse regularly. I came across her blog via Instapundit in 2004 and wrote to her then. I still have a copy of the email. I met Althouse and Meade at the UW Terrace a few weeks ago when I was back.
@Titus: Also, Sullivan is about as handsome as Sandra Bernhard is pretty.
*gulp*
Mamam those honking ducks are fucking loud.
There are also toads honking up a storm and rats running by.
Minor inconveniences, but still can't we get some hunting licenses in there for those animals?
The entire experience will be much better without all their distracting moans.
I am sure the Boston liberals would not approve of us in the Fens with guns but I personally would star in a SUPER Pac to get them out of there.
I say we drain the entire swamp to allow for quiet time.
One year the Reeds burned and the fags went in and were like now where to we go?
tits.
chick, I don't have any peer pressure, as I have few friends and the ones I have don't follow any of this shit.
tits.
I still loved my Dominican saying to fellows coming by to join in saying, "we are all set guy".
That is so fucking brutal...but I loved it.
We are all set guy.
tits.
Titus said...
chick, I don't have any peer pressure, as I have few friends and the ones I have don't follow any of this shit.
I didn't mean you per se, Titus but rather gay males in general. Look at that guy on Althouse who looks just like Sullivan: link. I see more an more men adapting that "look." It's like pagan idolatry. I really gotta wonder if guys like him have little wanky shines in their homes.
A very polished retort, Sixty. ;)
Sixty Grit said...
You could say I distilled it down to its essence.
In distillation, the essence comes off as a volatile and is collected. What's left behind after distilling down the crude is called the dregs.
Yet another apt use for a retort.
I really gotta wonder if guys like him have little wanky shines in their homes.
This might account for the preponderance of waxing and buffing evidenced.
Political knuckle polishing too, MamaM.
Pride goeth before this fall.
None of my friends look like that guy.
We are younger, have our hair and don't have facial hair.
We aren't fucking bears.
I am not attracted to the bears.
Titus, you may have just given Troop a new post.
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