Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Sixto Sense



"I don't why I am not still in the Major Leagues."
"The Brewers need me. I am better than that maricon who take the needle in the butt."
"Maybe I can get the Yanqui's to sign me."
"Maybe if I pretend to be a Jap. The Yanqui's love the Yellow Peril."
"I will squint and eat raw fish."
"I see slanty eye people."

35 comments:

ndspinelli said...

You got Casey Maghee, the biggest mope in baseball. Congrats.

Titus said...

I am very disappointed in chicklit.

He made a comment about me at TOP.

I thought he knew me.

He actually said my schtick was to go to some chicken hut and say something homophobic.

First of all I don't speak hardly at all while in public.

Secondly, I never say or do anything political in public.

Third, I am not a gay activist. I have never been to a gay event, other than a club.

Fourth, I am devastated.

And finally I don't give a shit about the chicken feud. The chicken folks can say whatever they want-I don't care. It doesn't make any difference to me.

TIT

Titus said...

I mean hello? You will never hear me or see me in public.

Hell, I blew off Althouse three times.

tits.

OK, I am better.

Group hug.

Did you guys see Michelle Obama Jr. won the all around gold in ladies gymnastics. Now a bunch of niglets are going to want to be gymnasts-gross. Nadia Comecucci and Olga Cuntlick are pissed.

tits.

chickelit said...

Titus, maybe this here town ain't big enough for the two of us anymore.

See you at sundown at the NTTAWWT Corral

Titus said...

I have moved on Chick, but I did think you knew me a little better.

Do you guys know my friends from Revere call the vagine Meat Curtains-I fucking love that term.

Meat Curtains.

tits.

MamaM said...

Well, chickelit, I ventured behind the curtain at TOP today to leave a veiled compliment on the Tenga thread, but the apparatus involved seems to have devoured what was entered or allowed it to be lost in space.

Here it is again, a tribute to trys of all size:

Chickelit slides in for the win with:
She shills sheaths sheepishly.

Prompting an attempt from Deborah to pluck the prize from his hand with:
Peter Piper picked a peck of puckered portals.

Conclusion: Tenganocity is less about the size of the try and more about an open receptor!

chickelit said...

He actually said my schtick was to go to some chicken hut and say something homophobic.

Actually, Titus, you got it wrong. here's my offending comment. I was agreeing with commenter Sorjun that it was not unlike you to pretend to make anti-gay comments.

And Titus, a commenter named jeff complained about your schtick on a later thread. The Jessica Valenti one.

chickelit said...

Thanks, MamaM!

Titus said...

What a coincidence Mamam. I have the pucker of a 15 year old.

It is so pretty. No damage to my pucker.

tits.

Titus said...

I don't get it Chick, should I apologize to you?

Are black swimmers slower because of the size of their hogs? How many tenths of a second does a low hanging and dragging large black hog cause?

tits.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
I don't get it Chick, should I apologize to you?

No. I don't care that much.

Titus said...

You don't care about me chick?

tits.

chickelit said...

I meant I didn't care about whatever the hell was bothering you which started your complaint here.

chickelit said...

But still agree with Sorjun.

Titus said...

My disappointment was that you would think that I would make some anti gay comment at a chicken hut.

That's all.

Titus said...

chick, you don't care if I am bothered?

I feel bad.

sigh.

tits.

Titus said...

Mamam, do you care if I feel bad.

Titus has feelings too.

Feelings, nothing more than feelings.

feelings feeling tits.

chickelit said...

My disappointment was that you would think that I would make some anti gay comment at a chicken hut.

You still don't get it?

I give you pass because you're from Waunakee. Otherwise I think you're pretty disingenuous.


Did you know that "disingenuous" was the last word Andrew Breitbart tweeted?

MamaM said...

My disappointment was that you would think that I would make some anti gay comment at a chicken hut.

Would priming the pump in the stall of a scallop shack have been more accurate description? Especially if it prompted those obligated to listen to the ensuing flap from such a muster while relieving themselves in a different manner, to mutter about the tastefulness of certain behaviors in public restrooms.

Titus said...

Mama, just for clarification, it wasn't a scallop shack, it was a very nice restaurant-3 stars, not excellent, but very good.

Titus said...

I just got Thai take out and the people from Brazil invited the guy from Iceland to their table for Papaya Salad. He gave them some of his vege dumplings.

Isn't that nice?

Also, just found out that two of the queens in my building purchased a new home in Teele Square. 1600 square feet and only 890,000, but needs a total rehab. One them is a local Boston Realtor who is very hot, the other a blackie who received his Law Degree from Harvard and works at Ropes and Gray with the governors wife. I will miss them.

tits.

Titus said...

Mamam, my sense is that you hate the gay.

Also, my sense is most who post here hate the gay.

And I want you to know, if you hate the gay, I am ok with that.

There is nothing wrong with hating the gay.

I know Troop doesn't because he can't. He lives in New York and works in fashion-the gay are his peeps.

I only wish those that do hate the gay would come out and be proud. It is completely understandable.

Hell, I dislike the gay, but don't hate it, because hate will kill ya.

tits.

Chip S. said...

Did you know that "disingenuous" was the last word Andrew Breitbart tweeted?

Maybe he meant to type "dissin' genius."

A guy having a heart attack doesn't have the wherewithal to override autofill.

chickelit said...

I know Troop doesn't because he can't. He lives in New York and works in fashion-the gay are his peeps.

Troops hates lawyers. I don't hate them because I work with them. They're are my peeps. I'm not one but I respect them.

I don't hate the gays. I work with them. Some are neighbors. think they are going a little overboard with advancing their cause sometimes and this irritates many others too. My biggest gripe about the gays is that they don't pull their weight when it comes to raising the next generation. Male gays especially, like Titu--are like Sullivans--only interested in exceeding the pleasure of blowing their last load. Sex is 100% only a feel-good furtive spurt for them. Spurt-sport. But if call them on it, they say they want to to be married...even to have kids. But the kids actually come from going places where they don't go, not from some truck stop bathroom.

Noah's Ark only had two lines going in...one of every stripe and color, male and female...and that sufficed. The GBLT cohort wants 4, 5, 6...hand holding lines of people going into the next Ark--again only because they say so. Hell, there's an argument to be made against based only evolutionary efficiency alone. GBLT's need to grow the fuck up a little.

chickelit said...

Hey Chip, good to see you back.

Chip S. said...

Thanks, chick.

A vacay isn't really a vacay if I don't go offline, too.

MamaM said...

Mamam, my sense is that you hate the gay.

Titus, my sense is that you live to to lampoon.

I'm unclear as to what you consider hatred to involve and I honestly don't know what or who you are referring to with the term "the gay".

chickelit said...

Titus, my sense is that you live to to lampoon.

My sense lately is that Titus lives to lambaste poon.

MamaM said...

"Tang -it's a kick in the glass".

ndspinelli said...

I think Titus needs to go to a titty bar. But YOU CAN NOT TOUCH THEM TITUS. If you give a big tip they'll let you bury your face in them, but no touching!

Titus said...

I work with PHD Economists now. They are into research. They could be profs if they wanted. They are very quiet. I am used to a louder work environment.

Titus said...

I have gone to a few titty bars and went into the VIP room. You can touch their tittys in the VIP room.

Providence titty bars let you do just about anything to the sluts. I just touched their tittys. The cooch scares me. I think the cooch could bite me.

Titus said...

One of the U.S. women's gymnasts is a JEW and from Mass. We have one of the highest JEW populations in the country.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
One of the U.S. women's gymnasts is a JEW and from Mass.

Does this mean you'll lay off the genitile-bashing for a while?

Please?

Anonymous said...

In my experience Mama, those who are overly judgmental have so much sin in their own hearts they need to point out others "sins" to make themselves feel cleaner.