Saturday, August 11, 2012

Why the Green Bay Packers are like Barack Obama



"We picked the most inopportune time to play our worst ball," Clay Matthews said of January's divisional round loss to the New York Giants. "The fact is, (the Giants) didn't beat us; we beat ourselves. We need to play our best ball when it counts. This year, I expect us to be right back where we should be."

What a douche.

Loser.

Plus they are owned by all the welfare receipents in Wisconsin instead of old rich white guys like real teams like the Giants or the Steelers.

Did I tell you lately that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl?

And dude. Let's just shake hands. Stop trying to give me tongue. Jeeeez.

47 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

As it pertains to the Giants and GB, I guess we will find out on November 25.

ndspinelli said...

EBL, I thought you understood this blowhard, douchebag, New Yorker. Even if the Packers were to win by 3 touchdowns he would still be talking out of his ass. He's all balls and no brains..classic New Yorker.

ndspinelli said...

And...I gave him the gay take on Rogers, he's not sharp enough to pick up on stuff. Of course, what does that say about me?? NTTAWWT.

Trooper York said...

Hey the Packers lose when it counts. You know in the playoffs. Where they have lost to the Giants everytime they have played in the last four years.

Trooper York said...

"You should know you really didn't win that game."

The Packers are like Obama.

ndspinelli said...

Let's just see how the Giants handle wearing the crown. Maybe Ray Handley can help them accessorize.

Titus said...

The closing ceremonies of the Olympics are so gay.

George Michael, Pet Shop Boys, Queen, David Bowie, Spice Girls, Annie Lennox.

Now a fucking fashion show, Kate, Naomi, etc doing the cat walk to David Bowie's Fashion. Dear Lord, what are the muzzie countries thinking?

Titus said...

Annie Lennox came out on a pirate ship and lip synched Little Bird. The back up dancers wore powdered wigs and hoop skirts...I think some of them were guys.

Saudia Arabia athletes were not entertained. The Saudi women on the team, who is definitely a dyke, but would be killed if she came out in her country, really wanted to dance-but that would be grounds for execution.

Here comes Russell Brand, so ugly and unfunny. He is surrounded by guys in drag/Raggedy Ann outfits.

Who is the fucking queen that designed this shit? She should have her gay card taken away.

OMG-Greg LooseAnus is there. It gets gayer.

Titus said...

Fat Boy Slim is now in a huge inflated bubble shaped like an octopus surrounded by fag and fag hag dancers.

ndspinelli said...

I would love it if Comedy Central hired Titus to do commentary for the Olympics ala the Dem/Rep Conventions.

Titus you do know a Cheesehead is on the Rep ticket.

MamaM said...

Trooper York and Mrs Mara: two old farts who both love the Giants and a good tongue wagging.

Titus said...

The Conservative Mayor of London is now dirty dancing to The Spice Girls People Of The World. What is happening to this world?

Titus said...

Iran just left the stadium in protest of all the fabulousness, debauchery, and most specifically gayness.

Titus said...

Do you guys know what the gayest song ever in the world is?

Annie Lennox's Why. Gayer than So Man Men So Little and even It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.

blake said...

Iranians and many other Muslim countries are fascinating.

Homosexuality is punishable by death, but they seem to love fucking guys in the butt. You know, for Allah.

I just saw the documentary about the Green Wave in 2009. But it was the premise behind The Kite Runner. They've got these protected groups of guys who have sex with men and boys but are somehow NOT homosexual.

It's like that classic Onion bit.

Michael Haz said...

We don't really gloat about how many Championships and Super Bowls the Packers have won. Winning them is such a routine event that we just expect it will happen.

At least Trooper doesn't put up nearly as many Packer-bashing topics as TOP puts up anti-Christian topics.

Fucking tedious over there.

Darcy said...

Miss me? I miss you all. :)

We had a nice girls' weekend up north. Perfect weather for a fire in the fire pit at the lake. A huge bald eagle flew over our fire during the evening, which seemed like an approval to our little game of giving each other "indian" names for the weekend.

I was "Peacemaker". Yeah. I thought that might make a few of you chuckle. :P

Darcy said...

Er, missed.

The Dude said...

I have an Indian name.

Darcy said...

What is it?

Michael Haz said...

We had a nice girls' weekend up north

The Nice Girls? I'm imagining something like the Spice Girls, but.....nice.

And the names!

Polite Nice

Happy Nice

Modest Nice

Helpful Nice

Darcy said...

Not that kind of nice. At least, not intentionally! =)

chickelit said...

Sixty Grit said...
I have an Indian name.

Singhing Beard?

chickelit said...

Not that kind of nice. At least, not intentionally! =)

Hawty Nice?

Darcy said...

I must say that I like that. Hee.

chickelit said...

I was "Peacemaker".

Colt 45 Malt Liquor

I can't even begin to unpack the entendre.

Anonymous said...

Blake, you know what I found incredibly disturbing and disgusting is the practice in Afghanistan of Batcha Bazi by generals and rich men. The buying of boys for entertainment, sexual and other ways. PBS had on a Frontline, called the Dancing Boys of Afghanistan. So sick.

chickelit said...

I didn't watch the closing ceremonies. I mocked from from my chair like I do "Project Runway."

chickelit said...

By that, I mean that someone else was watching them and I did so vicariously.

Anonymous said...

Hi Darcy, all refreshed from your weekend at the lake?

chickelit said...

@blake & @Allie: Why are you talking about gay sex on a Packers thread?

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, good question. Those two guys look like they're ready to kiss, actually.

Darcy said...

Hi Allie. I yam. :)

Off to Cincinnati tomorrow for a few days of pro tennis spectating!

Anonymous said...

Don't get a crick in your neck from the side to side head turning;)

chickelit said...

@Allie, I mean, it seems like you and blake fell right into Troop's little trap.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhh, why yes, yes we did!

chickelit said...

@Darcy: "Fed Reserve" meeting down there?

Darcy said...

Yessir. ;-)

chickelit said...

Go ask Allie when she's ten feet tall and remember what the dourmouse said:

Heed your Fed!

Darcy said...

I'm heeding, I'm heeding! :)

MamaM said...

I was "Peacemaker". Yeah. I thought that might make a few of you chuckle. :P

I didn't chuckle, but I smiled, because I like synchronicity, or what some call blessing.

Benediction means "good word", from the root "speak well".

Titus said...

I know all about the weird gay tendencies of the muzzies.

I saw that Afghanistan program on PBS. Gross, they make them all up and everything.

I have been to Kuwait and Morocco and was followed by men constantly in the bazaars. I was tempted but that was one place I wasn't going to head to the stall. I did think it could be really hot but I wasn't willing to take the risk in their own lands. I sensed a beheading after the act.

Now on my own turf I am all for some guilt ridden muzzie hog.

Titus said...

It is similar to the thugs in the U.S. They love the down low, sweet chariot cumming for to suck me homey.

AllenS said...

Have fun in Cincinnati, Darcy.

I'm glad you had fun up north. Who was Go Get Some More Wood To Burn?

Darcy said...

LOL. That was me. I really did have to go buy more wood.

And thanks, Allen!

Chip S. said...

Gee, Darcy, you sholuda called me. I've always got wood for you.

Titus said...

Keep it clean in here Chip. My children read this.