Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Deep thoughts.......by Titus

 
 
 
 
 
Titus said...
Whatever happened to the Olympic Gymnast from Russia? I believe her name was either Olga Cuntlick or Olga Cuntlips?

She was famous for the Cuntlip Twist, which she did on the bars. I believe her cunt lips would grap the bar and she would then rotate around the bar while both hands and legs were pointed and then her cunt lips would release from the bar and she would fly through the hair doing a hamel camel toe and then "sticking" it.

The Cuntlip twist was especially famous for the "pop" sound that the cunt lips would make when they released themselves from the bar.

Many tried to emulate the Cuntlip Twist but none succeeded.

A true artist if you ask me.

tits.

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chickelit said...
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Titus said...

She actually lives in Scottsdale Arizona.

But I am glad to report her tits grew.

My biggest fear is that these Women Olympic Gymnasts tits stayed the same. Just nips, not actual tits.

While researching these athletes my main concern was did their tits ever grow. Was there a bust line? Was there some actual matter in the tit? Or were they, at the age of 50, all nip and no tit? That would be a shame and should be investigated by the Olympic Committee if true.

I am glad to report that all of them I researched actually grew a pair.

Praise The Lord.

tits.

Titus said...

The American Gymnast, from Cuba, is so fucking hot.

I so want to do him.

I love uncut Cuban Hog. Cuban Hog, on the international hog spectrum, is usually large. And if most of you don't know, I have had hog from practically every country. I think it is very important and educational to experience and explore hog internationally.

tits.

Titus said...

I read somewhere that the Olympics are like Gay Porn.

You see the gymnasts changing, the swimmers showering, the rowers taking their clothes off.

My only negative is the Asians in the Olympics-there is like no packages anywhere. Totally small hogs. Poor Asians. It's the reason their eyes are squinting-they are looking for their hogs and can't find it.

tits.

Titus said...

One time at work we had to do some team building exercise and we played twister. Well we were in all of these positions and I actually could smell some woman's cunt. It smelled like seafood. Of course I did tell others in the office about this noticeable stench.

tits.

Michael Haz said...

The people in the house next door invited neighbors over for appetizers and cocktails one evening last week.

They're nice people - late thirties or early forties I'd guess, with two young children. The six month old still needs to be carried around; the three year old cutie is full of energy and runs everywhere.

Have you ever been in a room when a toddler wants to play a piano?

The toddler picks one key, one solitary key out of all eight-eight and bangs on that one key. Bang bang bang bang! And then turns to the others in the room and laughs.

Than back to the keyboard again and bang bang bang bang bang bang on that same key.

Someone coos and tries to divert the attention to another activity. Read book? Play with the pony? Where's the puppy? Peek-a-boo!

But that one key on the piano is impossible to resist. Bang bang bang bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang bang! It seems almost like an obsession, but it's just the favorite toy of the moment.

And besides, who doesn't love being the center of attention?

Pretty soon everyone migrated to the kitchen and the patio. There's only so much one-note music anyone wants to hear before it becomes tiring and distracts from neighborly conversation.

It was a nice evening, and I was, as always, happy to spend some time with my neighbors. Even the one-noter.