You see ever since Meade has dissappeared I have been very worried. I decided to call a few of my detective friends to see what they could find out.
Lt. Columbo is on the case. He turned up some evidence. Now if we can only get a more recent photo we might have some hope. But these kidnappers are so mean. I might have to call in the big guns.
I mean Kurt Vonnegut hasn't been on the front page of Times Arts and Lesuire since the sixties. Fuckin baby boomers.
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Meade has disappeared.Grab the flashlight and shine it into the vortex. He's probably there, big ol' smile on his handsome mug.
They gots lotsa details to work out, ya know? That ain't an easy thing.
Speak your mind, Meade.
Be fearless.
Remember, she may be cruel but she prides herself on maintaining neutrality.
Which means you've got a long leash.
Be the dog that takes the owner for a walk...not the other way around.
Who knows, she may be secretly grateful.
OK, if you fucking insist, I will come out of retirement and search for Meade. If will find him or some poor son of a bitch who will claim to be him after some inventive interrogation techniques.
Sounds like there's hellhound on your trail now Meade.
Meade looks like Hank Azaria.
blake, that's it! I knew I saw him in "Mystery Men!" The Blue Rajah!
Gosh, I had a crush on Peter Falk. I know, weird, huh? :) And then I saw him in a movie about female wrestlers...and he was creepy after that to me. Ewww.
But Columbo was cool. Loved that pose. He was getting ready to trap the perp, there. Yay!
Does this count as your Dear Blogger Lady link?
Trooper: What a day! Darcy is blogging link
and you already have several followers on Twitter: link
Trooper's gaining followers on Twitter and he's not even there...yet.Hee.
What a shame. Because Trooper's not there and following back, our @TrooperYork replies aren't showing up in the TY stream. And there mentions of balls and pasties, even.
Some people are so ungrateful.
I wonder if Columbo checked on stolen John Deere Tractors? I just envision that being Meade's getaway vehicle.
He's most likely wearing a green hooded sweatshirt and those skinny green pants he wore in his profile pic.
Penny said:
I just envision that being Meade's getaway vehicle.
I can see Meade trying to copy David Lynch's Straight Story. It's kinda folksy in an artsy way, and Althouse would appreciate. :)
But I am just learning how to blog and messing that up! I mean there are so many rules and thingy's that you have to follow if you are going to be a true blue blogger.
I don't want to mess up again.
I don't want to mess up again.
Messy is interesting.
But the idea of short messages limited in scope has a long and storied history. I understand like most technology it was developed by the Army in World War Two. I don't feel worthy.
Excuses, excuses.
reader_iam, he may be right. Can the Twittersphere handle his camel toe jokes?
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