Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I had to ask for help


You see ever since Meade has dissappeared I have been very worried. I decided to call a few of my detective friends to see what they could find out.


Lt. Columbo is on the case. He turned up some evidence. Now if we can only get a more recent photo we might have some hope. But these kidnappers are so mean. I might have to call in the big guns.


I mean Kurt Vonnegut hasn't been on the front page of Times Arts and Lesuire since the sixties. Fuckin baby boomers.

18 comments:

Michael Haz said...

Meade has disappeared.Grab the flashlight and shine it into the vortex. He's probably there, big ol' smile on his handsome mug.

They gots lotsa details to work out, ya know? That ain't an easy thing.

ricpic said...

Speak your mind, Meade.
Be fearless.
Remember, she may be cruel but she prides herself on maintaining neutrality.
Which means you've got a long leash.
Be the dog that takes the owner for a walk...not the other way around.
Who knows, she may be secretly grateful.

Peter V. Bella said...

OK, if you fucking insist, I will come out of retirement and search for Meade. If will find him or some poor son of a bitch who will claim to be him after some inventive interrogation techniques.

chickelit said...

Sounds like there's hellhound on your trail now Meade.

blake said...

Meade looks like Hank Azaria.

Ron said...

blake, that's it! I knew I saw him in "Mystery Men!" The Blue Rajah!

Darcy said...

Gosh, I had a crush on Peter Falk. I know, weird, huh? :) And then I saw him in a movie about female wrestlers...and he was creepy after that to me. Ewww.

But Columbo was cool. Loved that pose. He was getting ready to trap the perp, there. Yay!

Anonymous said...

Does this count as your Dear Blogger Lady link?

chickelit said...

Trooper: What a day! Darcy is blogging link
and you already have several followers on Twitter: link

Darcy said...

Trooper's gaining followers on Twitter and he's not even there...yet.Hee.

reader_iam said...

What a shame. Because Trooper's not there and following back, our @TrooperYork replies aren't showing up in the TY stream. And there mentions of balls and pasties, even.

Some people are so ungrateful.

Penny said...

I wonder if Columbo checked on stolen John Deere Tractors? I just envision that being Meade's getaway vehicle.

He's most likely wearing a green hooded sweatshirt and those skinny green pants he wore in his profile pic.

chickelit said...

Penny said:
I just envision that being Meade's getaway vehicle.

I can see Meade trying to copy David Lynch's Straight Story. It's kinda folksy in an artsy way, and Althouse would appreciate. :)

Trooper York said...

But I am just learning how to blog and messing that up! I mean there are so many rules and thingy's that you have to follow if you are going to be a true blue blogger.

I don't want to mess up again.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I don't want to mess up again.

Messy is interesting.

Trooper York said...

But the idea of short messages limited in scope has a long and storied history. I understand like most technology it was developed by the Army in World War Two. I don't feel worthy.

reader_iam said...

Excuses, excuses.

Jason (the commenter) said...

reader_iam, he may be right. Can the Twittersphere handle his camel toe jokes?