Friday, April 5, 2013

There was this girl who came in to shop yesterday........



And her breath was like a wet ashtray. I mean man she reeked of cigs. Now I am you easy going kind of guy when it comes to smells. We let ndspinelli hang around here and he is always farting. But this bitch smelled to high heaven.

So I go to her "So how are you Kate. Haven't seen you since last year. Was Santa good to you." She goes "Yeah and my Dad too. They brought me a bunch of cigarettes." "Cool."

You gotz to love Santa. But maybe dear old Dad is trying to tell you something.

Ya think?

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