Aunt Lily was very lonely after Uncle Herman left her.
She did go crazy with plastic surgery and wild sex orgies with the hippies and beatniks in Southern California. But since she was an immortal succubus she remained forever young while all the people she hung out with started to age and do different things. Going to Law School. Be on death row for murdering the La Bianca's. Getting MS and stop making beach movies. Making workout videos. They just weren't into wild sex anymore.
So Aunt Lily had to find another outlet for her insatiable appetites. And she found it in Disneyland. She set up a glory hole in the "It's A Small World After All" ride. But she didn't get the concept right. She made the hole way to big.
Which come to think about it was one of Uncle Herman's big complaints.
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