Marilyn's Diary

I miss my Uncle Herman. Especially his penis.

It was detachable and he used to lend it to me overnight. You see when the family physician Dr. Frankenstein built Uncle Herman he had to use spare parts. So every once in a while something would wear out. Then Uncle Herman had to consult Grand Pa.

You see Grand Pa knows a lot about penises. He said studying them was his life work. So everyone once in a while Uncle Herman would have him look at and maybe take it into his workshop to give it a tune up.

There was only one strange thing.

It always came back brown.