So it's the end of a tough day. We were slow so we set up all the lighting to take new shots for the website. We need to get hits and orders when things are slow in the store. All of the sudden a car pulls up in front of the store. A bunch of people get out. Look one of them is a plus size girl. Maybe they are coming to the store.
Yes they are.
They were from Sweden and had seen us on TV. So we thought "Great we can make some sales." We hustle to put all the lights and the cameras and the background away so they can go through the store. Then is starts. "I don't wear dresses." "These tops are too short." "I don' t like big prints and I don't like small prints...I have to see the prints and all of the prints you have I don't like."
I thought Lisa's head was gonna explode.
Sometimes that's how it goes. You have someone you can help but they won't listen. They know what they know and that's it. So we just went back to working on other stuff and stopped engaging with them. They left after half an hour and didn't buy anything. They came all the way from Sweden but couldn't find anything to try on let alone buy.
Go find a store with reindeer sweaters you herring sucking low lifes.
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Every Swede (well, Scandinavian) I've ever known was crazy about red. Which, by the way is true for most women as well. But it's doubly true for those frozen north type women. Did you show her all your reds?
We have a lot of Norwegians here. Their countries are socialisms. They have shit for food. And, they are boring as hell. The irony is, they live long lives.
Pass the luke fish, Inga.
Imagine getting a Lap dance from one these bitches?
Nice - a picture of Lapps and mention of a lap dance.
However, I will not join in with this bashing of denizens of the Arctic Circle region. I, for one, like natural blondes, just sayin'.
Sixty is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood.
Do they have a Hanna Anderson for plus sized gals? You could send them there.
Hey, they do!
Naw that won't work.
This will work...
She could wear this in Manhattan and Bill Cunningham would take her picture...as some sort of fashion freak loose in the big city!
I am not. But I do like blondes and redheads.
This is actually perfect for the big Scandi girl
LOL @Evi!
Of course if she is on a budget, the big boned Scandi girl could just drape herself with some of these...
Hey Evi, your blog wouldn't let me comment this morning.
Geez. And just the other day I told a farmer friend of mine that I didn't believe cows should be kept in slavery to produce milk for humans.
Cody, try again. I am not sure what is going on with it.
Those cows have slave mentality Cody. I have left them all behind.
Call me a selfish bastard, but that is how I feel.
Another friend of mine owns a few cows, but they won't stay in the barn so he lets them wander about...free range.
I was down there the other day, and the 4 of them wandered by. One of them stuck her head in the open car window.
I thought the poor dogs were going to pass out.
Another friend of mine owns a few cows, but they won't stay in the barn so he lets them wander about...free range.
I was down there the other day, and the 4 of them wandered by. One of them stuck her head in the open car window.
I thought the poor dogs were going to pass out.
Personally I'm rather fond of Norwegians. Which is good, given that my wife is somewhere between a quarter and half Norwegian.
As for the food, yeah, their food is awful. But I'm English, German and Scottish, so it's not like I can hold up my own ethnic foods as something better. Seriously, HAGGIS? Besides, my wife makes tasty food, and I have personally discovered the secret to good sauce (there's never enough oregano), so we're getting by on the food front.
Fatty Swedes doom trooping through your stores not liking ur stuffz!!! lulz.
I like the Swedish Chef though.
Ace channels some Trooper.
Thanks for the link, Evi. Reminds me of a comedian whose father hated Norwegians. And Arabs. Called them "sand Norwegians". That made me laugh, too.
Dirty Scandis!
Actually, I wonder if that's not going to take off if people keep joking about it.
I remember a person--was probably on Donahue--a teacher who claimed that blue-eyed people were inferior to brown-eyed ones.
She was making some damn point or other. But an anti-blue-eye movement did take off a few years after that.
Then there's the gingers...
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