Friday, September 28, 2012

You can't deal with someone like this.....



Every reality show has to have a villain. In the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" it is Theresa. In the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" is Nene Leakes. In "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" it is the guy from Child Protective Services. And in Abby and Brittiany it is the guy from Banana Republic who won't sell them a sweater with two head holes. There always has to be one.

Now "The Real Housewives of New York" used to have the best villain. Jill Zarin. There are websites devoted to how much people used to hate her. To the point that she got fired. You might say she got deleted. Hee.

Now the new villain is the one legged chick Aviva Drescher. She is a real piece of work. Everything is always about her. She turns every conversation into a dissertation over how everyone was insensitive to her insecurities and how they didn't talk to her properly or show the proper appreciation for the constant struggle that it is to be Aviva Drescher. And she is one censorious twat. I mean she walked into a bedroom where Ramona and Sonja were both naked and spooning and got all upset about it! I mean guys really? If you see two hot naked chicks asleep and all rubbing against each other you are gonna get upset?

It seems every other scene of the show now is Aviva having a lunch with someone who is calling her on her shit. Sonja met with her and said "You know what? You can tell me anything you want about how you feel and what you think and you know what? I DON'T CARE!" Then she had a lunch with Heather who told her to drop it and get over herself and stop going on and on over the same bullshit. But the all time best was with Ramona.

They meet for a brunch and you can tell Ramona was kind of hung over.  Aviva starts a beat down about how she disrespected her and how she was disgusting sleeping naked with Sonja and getting drunk and dancing on tables and putting anti-Muslim videos on YouTube. I think she wanted her to be arrested for a parole violation or something. Ramona was relatively calm for the crazy bitch that she is. She heard her out and said she was wrong and that she wasn't going to listen to her anymore and didn't want someone in her life like her. Then she put on her coat and staggered drunkenly out of the restaurant.

Next week is the payoff. The week before Ramona had a fund raiser for battered woman and Aviva pervert
father George showed up and grabbed Ramona by the arm and insisted that she had to apologize until two of the gayest waiters you ever saw threw him out. I mean the guy is eighty years old but still. Now we get to see the payoff. Aviva is sure to take it to another level. She will be needy and narcissitic and argumentative and it will turn every conversation until it is about her. She is going to make the other girls fight and argue and make a mess out of what should be a good time. She is one annoying twat.

I wish they could delete her one legged ass too!

1 comment:

rcocean said...

I've worked with women who were worse.

Much worse.