So while I was in the showroom I decided to do some business while we were waisting time looking at free shoes.
We decided to take in some shoes for the store. You see we always have shoes inside the dressing room for the girls to try on while they are trying on a dress. Then they can see what the look like. They are cheap generic shoes from Target or Zappos or whatever but it seem like everyday these girls ask to buy the shoes even though they are like fuckin' bowling shoes since so many people have worn them and shit. So why not have some shoes that they can try on and actually buy. But that is a win-win situation.
Now buying shoes is a pain in the balls. We have done it before. You have to buy a case which in our sizing sucks because you get stuck with a 6,7 and 71/2 which will not fit my customers. The way this company breaks it down you can get a case of six or a case of twelve. They think they are going to discontinue the ones I wanted. I wanted to get a case of six with the sizes 9,91/2,10,11,12. That is my size range. But I also need size 8 and 8 1/2. So that means I have to buy an twelve pack that has an
7,7 1/2,8,8 1/2,9,9 1/2,10,11,12. That means I would be stuck with the 7 and 7 1/2 at fifty bucks a pop is a hundred dollar bill on the shelf gathering dust. In three colors that is $300 sitting there rotting. The sales lady goes "Oh somebody coming with a friend will buy them you don't to worry." Yes I do, I can't freeze $300 I can put into Spanx or handbags or fucking beer for that matter. What would you guys do?
My decision was to buy the 12 pack in black because black always sells the best in shoes. We are getting the red and the purple in the 6 pack of the bigger sizes. So I am only putting $100 on the shelf in the long run and the rest will sell pretty well. I can always order a smaller size in the red or purple. But I like to hedge my bets as much as I can.
Why do I have to know so much about women's fucking shoes!
(By the way girls, what do you think about the shoes....in black, red, or purple)
So I want to go in there and smack him around a little. But I can't. The publicity people would shit themselves and Stacy would get really mad. She says to let it roll our back and ignore it. Not to fight. Of course that's what everybody said about the show runner and that was fucked up. So I am going to do a modified limited hang out on it. I will not directly confront people but I will sock puppet it up and fuck up assholes like this douche. It is funny that he praises our clothes while attacking women who are plus. It is obvious he hates women. Or his life. Or his mother.
And if anyone wants to go give people like that a couple of shots to gin up controvesy and hits I would like that just fine.
We are going to do this undercover of the night.