Time to take a slow boat.........to lunch

We spent the days with some relatives in Fort Lauderdale. Greg and  Barbara were nice enough to take us on their boat. We chugged along down the waterway and drove up to a restaurant in the harbor. We docked the boat and had a great lunch.

But we had a lot of fun along the way.

De Blasio tries to cover his ass

So Red De Blasio met with the police unions to try and salvage this messed up situation. He can't. He has only one play.

You see the cops know that De Blasio does not support them and never did no matter how many mealy mouth lies he tells now. His heart is with Al Sharpton and the protestors. If he wasn't Mayor he would be right there with them. So the cops will never believe him when he tells them he supports them. As the union reps said time will tell. He has only one play with the cops.

He has to bribe them.

They will take a bribe. If he gives them a big raise he might win some of them over. They might start enforcing the revenue raising regulations that they have dropped this past week as documented by the New York Post. You see all of the cops are on a ticket quota. So many speeding tickets. So many parking tickets. Quality of life tickets. Revenue for the unceasing demands of big government. If you don't get your quotas the bosses punish you. No overtime. Shitty vacation slots. Midnight tours. So you have to make the quota or get screwed. But if everyone is not doing it you can't get screwed. No tickets get written.

That really hurts the theory of community policing. You see the idea is you stop the little crimes and identify who is committing them by running them through the system. That is how you catch the guys who have outstanding warrants and get them to roll over on other criminals. Those guys are not getting caught when they jump a turnstile. They are free to do whatever they want. Promoting a feeling of lawlessness and anything goes. The way De Blasio did when he allowed the protesters to vent and block traffic and do whatever they want. Not enforcing the law only leads to one thing. Lawlessness.

So De Blasios only play is to spend his way out of this mess. It might be a liberal Democrats preferred move but will his supporters allow him to do it? They will demand that he use that money to pour into the rathole of public education or welfare benefits. They will never agree to give it to the cops. He is screwed. I don't see a way out of it for him. He will never drop Sharpton or the race card. He doesn't have a move to make here.

You know you have enough of a site.....

When you end up dealing with vile anti-semites and vile cunts like Inga at a place like Turleys. The difference between people like me and Airdog is we walk the walk. We have friends that are Muslims. We interact with Muslims everyday. Fuck. We go on vacation with them.

So you don't want hear nonsense from people that want to lecture you about dealing with Muslims. Or crime. Or living in the city when you fucking live there and not in fucking Wisconsin. It is just not worth it to engage these cocksuckers. They will never learn. Plus I don't want to open a can of whoop ass since Turley will never let it stand because of his civility rule. But shit like what that worthless cunt pulled on Aridog yesterday is in the best tradition of Lawnboy and his Campus Cunt. So why go backward. We left all that behind.

Life is good. While the wife was off get a Juan Carlos haircut from our favorite Columbian hairdresser...Omar and I went off to relax. We had hot dogs and birch beers at a sidewalk cafe and listened to every fat white guy passing by ask me where I got the Hawaiian shirt with the Santa Clauses on it.

Life is good.

And the haircut turned out great!

You know you are giving your daughter a heart attack....

When she sends you out to get sour cream for the taco's and you fill the shopping cart with stuff and give her a heart attack.

All you can do is take selfies while your adopted Bengladishie son tries to get in the photo!

You know you're really a Brown Neck....

you go to the mall and have to sit patiently in the Bare Minerals exhibit while the girls shop.

Oh well. At least you can take selfies with your fat Irish Friend.

The best thing to do when you are driving back from Walmart

is take selfies as you are not looking at the road.

Hey we are on vacation.

Teach a man to fish......

He might not want to be a cab driver anymore.

Omar got a huge bass and had a great time.

On the road again.............

The drive down was a little tough. It was twenty hours straight in the car. We stopped first in a Denny's in Virgina for dinner at about 8pm on Christmas Day. It is quite an experience to be in a diner on Christmas Day.

It took longer to get our meal than to drive from New York to Virgina. The great thing about driving on Christmas Day is that there is no traffic. At all.

But there seemed to be bit tie up in the kitchen in Dennys.

You know you're a Brown Neck.......

The first thing you do when go to Florida is stop off in Walmart to get your supplies. Lots of coffee, fishing lures, hooks, bobbins, Red Solo Cups and all the paraphernalia that lets you be what you want to be:

A Brown Neck in Florida!

You know you're a Brown Neck.......

Omar on the water Kayaking in the lake in front of the kids house.

Hawaii Five Nooooooooo

I have a longer video which I have to figure out how to download. 

Here Lee Lee is getting her Hawaii Five O on!

With bonus Omar Bass Fishing footage!

Merry Christmas to All and to all a Good Night!

We are working in the store until the last minute trying to get those last minute shoppers. We are getting a bunch of dudes who are desperate and are very happy to get quality lingerie to give to their ladies without having to go two steps out of their way.

We will work until about nine and then go home to eat. Then Midnight Mass at St. Mary's Star of the Sea.

We are not doing the traditional fish because Lisa is allergic and I don't like it all that much.

We will be off the grid for a couple of days with a secret project. More as it develops.

Remember to keep Jesus in Christmas!

I always try to remember Jesus at Christmas Time.

You should too!

Fifty seven days till pitchers and catchers.

Doubling down on stupid!

Mayor Bill De Blasio has doubled down on stupid.

When he examined the cases of Michael Brown and Eric Garner he was proud to announce that he told his son to be afraid of cops. To walk softly and be afraid that at any moment they might beat, arrest even kill him. Every cop. Not just a bad apple. To walk in fear of the police.

When he was asked if his incendiary rhetoric and his warm embrace of protestors who shouted “Kill the Police”……Mayor De Blasio blamed the press:

Reporter:"Mr. Mayor, you were referring to protesters as people who are working to advance justice in society. The chants that we were hearing at the protests, ''NYPD-KKK. How do you spell racist? KKK.' Would you be comfort able with your young adults in your household chanting like this at the protests, and we're hearing virtually every protest?"

Mayor de Blasio: "Of course not," de Blasio responded. "We've talk about this so many times and I'm not going to talk about it again. And now the question now is, what are you guys going to do? What are you guys going to do? Are you going to keep dividing us?"

"I am telling you over again again, that's how you want to portray the world but we know a different reality. There are people who do that. It's wrong. It's wrong. They shouldn't do that. It's immoral, it's wrong, it's nasty, it's negative. They should not do that but they, my friend, are not the majority. Stop portraying them as the majority.”

Of course he never said that at the time of the relentless attacks on all policemen. Then every policemen was a potential murderer of his son. He warmly embraced the protests and did not speak out against them blocked traffic and disrupt the city day after day. He was quick to condemn every police officer who might come into contact with his son as a potential danger…as someone who would beat or kill him. Just as President Obama and Attorney General Holder have done repeatedly.

Mayor de Blasio surrounds himself with cop haters such as Al Sharpton and Rachel Noerdlinger. As noted by former Commissioner Ray Kelly the Mayor ran on an anti-police platform promising to tie their hands. Which he did as soon as he came into office and ended stop and frisk.

So to recap none of his actions or words did anything to stoke the fire of this deranged criminal who was in fact one of the protestors. There is video of this scumbag at a demonstration as he soaked up the hate and stoked his rage.

You see it is the fault of the press. Pontius de Blasio is just washing his hands and saying none of this has anything to do with him.

De Blasio must go.

It's All There in Black and White

"Why hello Trey. I haven't seen you in so long. Where have you been? This is my sister Selma."
"What? We are not Jewish. Why do you ask. We love pork. Or to be porked. There is nothing better than a big juicy sausage."
"What are we doing? Oh we are rubbing our ears. You see we had some fun last night with one of the orderlies. He loved pulling and tugging on our ears at the crucial moment."
"Of course we did it together. We are sisters. We do everything together. Come up to my room. We can get comfortable. And ....we can....Let it Go!"
"That's what sisters do."

Marilyn's Diary

I loved my Grandpa. Not the way I loved my Uncle Herman because he was not like that. But I loved him all the same.

You see he came to Transylvania to rescue me after that unfortunate incident with my parents and the villagers with the pitchforks and torches. He came with my Aunt Lily and took me back to California. And when Uncle Herman saw my nubile body he just took me. Again and again. Until I was sore.

I knew that Grandpa suspected what was happening with Uncle Herman. He might not have of approved but he understood. You see he had a very different lifestyle.

He had a bunch of famous Hollywood friends. Tony Randal. Rock Hudson. Sal Mineo. He even used to hang around with James Dean. He knew sports stars too. Sandy Koufax used to sleep over in the same coffin with all the time and Ted Williams came by whenever he was in town. He didn't talk about his famous friends. In fact he talk about much at all.

You see had seen some hard times. He had been a policeman for many years in the Bronx. But he got in trouble. Not because he shot someone. Or because he was on the take. Although he was a taker and not a giver.

There was an incident in the Locker room of the 53rd precinct. You see he asked Gunther Toody and he told.

It was 1963.

You know I hate the dog ass Jets....but

I will always root for Nick Mangold from now on until he retires. He was one of the few NY sport stars who had the balls to support the cops in this time of trouble.

The Yankees stepped up as they always do in these cases. They are covering the college education of Officer Ramos two sons through the Sliver Shield foundation. Founded by George Steinbrenner it has sent hundreds of children of slain policemen to college.

The Mets of course have not been heard from.

The song remains the same......different day

There is nothing new under the sun. We have seen all this before.

In 1999 Amadou Diallo was shot dead by four policeman in a very unfortunate incident that was every bit as publicized and exploited as that of Michael Brown. Four undercover policemen tried to stop Mr. Diallo to question him in regard to the search for serial rapist. Mr. Diallo fled from the police most likely because of a language barrier and the fact that he was an illegal immigrant. Mr. Diallo ran into a vestibule where the house light was out and he was silhouetted by the hall light. He took out his wallet and one of the cops panicked and shouted gun. The cops fired 41 times and tragically Mr. Diallo died.

That tragedy was also gleefully exploited by many of the same bad actors that involved in the current attacks on the police. There were daily demonstrations at One Police Plaza and the usual collection of progressive demagogues such as Al Sharpton, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, David Dinkins, Basil Patterson. Harry Belafonte and the rest of the band were arrested daily and freed in ten minutes with a desk appearance ticket in a no cost day of outrage. Every day the outrage and hate was flamed and the police department was once again under siege. The officers were brought to trial by a multiracial jury in Albany and acquitted. They could not get a fair trial in NYC because of the racial inferno incited by these “activists.” Still a jury of their peers acquitted them. Not that it mattered to the racial arsonists and poverty pimps and the politicians who represent the criminal class.

The progressive left reveled in their protests at the time. But a few short years later something else happened. 911.

Suddenly cop and fireman hate was not fashionable. There was a rally at MSG to “support” the cops and fireman. Hillary Clinton came and was booed off the stage. Sarandon and Robbins and De Niro and bunch of others were told to take a walk. They wanted to pretend that they actually supported the uniform services and wanted accolades for their pretend concern. They were rightfully scorned and ignored.

You see you need to step up and speak up when the crowd is shouting against the law. When the pro criminal crowd was shouting “Kill the Police”….that was the time for De Blasio and Obama and Holder to speak up. When hipster and libtard professors are blocking traffic so ambulance can’t get through and people die…well that is the time to say something. When the protestors where fighting and beating those two police lieutenants on the bridge. When that college professor was throwing a garbage can into ongoing traffic. Not now. It is too late.

Obama and De Blasio will never say “That could have been my son” about these cops. Because you know that their children or the children of any of the professors or journalists or pundits will ever be cops or fireman or soldiers. Cops and fireman come from the working class.  Contrary to Obama and Holder and Sharpton and De Blasio they are not all racist white guys from Long Island. They are Spanish and Asian like the two cops who died. They are black like the sergeant who was in charge when Garner died. Working class men and woman with families who put their bodies between you and the criminal class like Michael Brown.

Those are the people who they hate. Those are the people who they want dead. Those are the people that they scorn. These murders are directly due to their actions. To hateful rhetoric and political posturing. They have blood on their hands.

It's De Blasio time.

I live in the belly of the beast. This is what NYC has become under Obama and De Blasio.

Don't let anybody fool you. Don't let anybody offer excuses and lies. This is what they really think.

This is De Blasio time.

It's De Blasio Time.

Two police officers were shot in their patrol car today as they sat outside a housing project. One is dead at this point and another is critical. There are conflicting reports that the perp might have been shot at the subway station. Reports differ.

I wonder if that college professor who was arrested for throwing a garbage can on the Brooklyn Bridge will protest? Will the hipster who closed down traffic stop to think about these two men? Will De Blasio and Obama go on TV and say "That could have been my son?" Will Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg and Steven Colbert and Jon Stewart and Chris Matthews and Rachael Maddow all talk about how terrible this is on their shows?

I am old enough to remember Officers Piagentini and Jones. To remember what NYC in the 1970's was really like. How you were afraid to ride the subway. Walk down the street. Go to Times Square. Those oh so happy days are here again.

It's De Blasio time.

Support your local patrolman

There was supposed to be a rally to support the NYPD today but it doesn't seem like it is going to happen. It was set up with a Facebook page and not really supported by the Police Union. So it doesn't look like there will be much of a turnout.

In the meantime the protestors who have been making a mess the last few weeks have threatened to disrupt this rally. Of course the Police Commissioner has caved and the Mayor met with these idiots. Because he supports the terrorists. Screw that. He is a terrorist. His lame attempts at damage control are not working. The cops are already going on strike, They are working to the limit of the law and not taking one step out of the way.

We are on our way to Dinkins era crime sooner rather than later.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

That is why Fred could never get enough.

They hadn't invented Viagrock yet and poor Barney couldn't get his slate on.

So Fred had to step in. You see Betty had great tits. They were real.

And they were Rockin'

Betty Rubble is a dirty Rockin' girl!

If they remade old Medical shows today.....what would they be like?

"I am sorry Doctor but you bedside manner leaves something to be desired."
"What do you mean?"
"When you walk into the room you shouldn't just yell....HHHEEEEYYYY LLLLAAADDDYYYY!"
"Fuck this. I don't work well with guineas. I am moving to France. They will appreciate me there."

No jobs....No Energy...But all the Abortions you want!

Cuomo just announced that Fracking is banned in New York State. Millions of dollars will be left to lie under the ground while other states get the jobs and the tax revenue and the cheap energy. Instead eviornmental wacko's get to come in their pants as they have stopped another attempt at making America independent of towel head energy.

Cuba Libre?

In 1961 when Fidel Castro took over Cuba he exiled hundreds of Catholic Priests and the bishop. All of the property of the church was seized and nationalized.

Now the Pope was "instrumental" in facilitating the agreement between Obama and Fidel. Why?

Is this a  preview of what will happen if the Church is under attack if it does not surrender on abortion and gay marriage. What if "fines" and "penalties" are attached to the Church or more correctly those who still follow the doctrines of the Church as promulgated for the last couple of thousand years? Will be Pope cavalierly acquiesce? Will he facilitate the attacks on the Church that Obama and his ilk have launched? Will he continue to silence Cardinals who speak out against this?

Is he a Communist at heart?

Why Cuba? Why Now?

I guess it is just because the Pope and Obama are communists at heart. Let's throw out the human rights abuses. Nobody cares about that. Let's throw out the anti-clericalism and persecution of the Church by the Cuban Communists. Let's forget about their funding of narco terroritsts. Their funding and support of the Sandanistas.

I mean who cares about all of that? Who cares about the US Embargo which can not be changed with out action by Congress?

Where is this all going to end?

The Pope is literally helping Obama make a deal with the Devil.

Three of Kind.....but not Three Wise Men

I remember when we had Presidents who didn't kowtow to Communist dictators.

I remember when we had a Pope who risked his life to stand up to the Communists.

But those days are long gone.

Whose that girl that Major Healey is molesting!

Because back in the 1960's no means give it a try. A famous star more popular in the 1970's and 1980's she was the poster child for hot blonds. This angelic actress was a popular favorite and an icon.

Even though Jeannie was much, much hotter.

Whose that girl?

Smoke gets in your eyes....and your bras

The Rifleman

Mark Mc Cain curried his pony in the hot afternoon sun when his Dad Lucas strode in from the fields. Mark was walking lightly these days because Lucas had been out of sorts lately. He hadn’t been in Northfork for a while and so he didn’t have to shoot any Indians, Mexicans or former child actors. So Mark didn’t want to get him mad. Not that Lucas would ever hit him. Lucas never hit anybody. He just shot them. But he might give him a bunch of extra chores.

“Hey Pa” said Mark as he worked on his ponies tail. He kept the tail trimmed and well groomed and damn sure there was no horse shit on the tail. He didn’t want to get any on his coveralls when he played with his horse when nobody was looking.

“That’s enough fuss’n with that horse Mark. Grab your possibles cause we are riding into town. Pack enough for a couple of days. Micah wants us to ride with him.” “Where are we going Pa. Chicago? Denver? Julesberg?”

Lucas took off his hat wiped his brow. “We are heading down to Shinbone. We have to meet up with an old friend. Tom Doniphon. He needs our help.”

“Ok Pa. I will be ready. Let me get my gear. It’s fun to visit another town every now and again.”

If they remade old Medical Shows today....what would they be like?

"Sorry you are not feeling well Kahn. Is there anything I could do to help?"
"If I was looking for that I would call Kildare. He is the fruit. Plus you are too old."
"Look just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there ain't a fire in the furnace."
"You know what I want Doctor."
"What's that Kahn?'
"KKKKKKKIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okey dokey."
"And stop staring at my tits."

If they remade old Medical Shows today.......what would it be like?

"I don't hear anything OJ. What's up with that?"
"What do you mean you don't hear anything you cracker bitch? Keep listening before I run a protest march on your ass."
"Seriously there is no heart there."
"Of course not. My wife Nicole has my heart."
"Seriously?"

Hey Spinelli's back!

Welcome back from you Mexican vacation.

I think Inga missed you. A lot. Just sayn'

Is there a Scotsman in the House?

Well actually there was just an accident.

While putting away some clothes the ceramic sheep we bought in Seatuck fell off the dresser. It was the third that broke in the last two days. We broke a glass shelf in the display case. The maid knocked a painting off the wall and broke the frame. The ewe made three.

So we don't have to worry about breaking something else because that makes three.

Now I can pee without worrying. Just saying.

Hey they sent me a photo of Meadehouse?

We actually they sent me a photo of their next door neighbors house.

I haven't been posting much because we are really busy. Not to say that business is good because it really isn't that great. Retail sales are down about 14% across the board. The bounce you get from Black Friday and Cyber Monday has dissipated because people extend it so much that the money disappears on electronics and bullshit before you get a chance to get it. So we have to scratch to get it in the store.

The bra store is saving our bacon because girls always want some new lingiere. We are getting bridal parties and men buying gifts so it is working exactly the way it is supposed to work. We arranged the front store as well to make it more gift-centric and to take advantage of the passerby trade.

So we have been working feverishly. Still having problems with the radiator. Still trying to get stuff on-line. It is just a lot of work and I am not feeling all that hot.

But so it goes.

Did you ever get the feeling?

That these guys want to swap jobs?

Did you ever get the feeling?

That camel toe has been a problem throughout recoded history!

Did you ever get the feeling?

That the Rifleman made too many gay porn movies before he got famous? 

Or that he is making the Lone Ranger very uncomfortable?

Did you ever get the feeling?

That a certain evil blogger lady is mad that her audience has dwindled down to mental midgets and defectives?

Or are they actual midget?

Did you ever get the feeling

That everybody is doing selfies these days?

Are they ever going to be considered art?

Whose that girl?

A hot star of 1960's TV and movies she was a frequent star in some of my favorite Westerns. Bonanza. Zane Grey's Western Theater and one of my favorite Clint Eastwood Movies. She starred in her own TV series a delectable piece of pastry waiting for a traveling salesman. So to speak.

Whose that girl with the cantaloupes?

Hart of Dixie Season 4-looking forward to it

Hey Obama just let you in the country...but stop staring at my tits Pedro

Unless you can play shortstop. Then we can talk.

Dog Photos Meade does not want you to see.

He would crop it so only the humping hounds would be in the photo.

Because that is the kind of pervert he is.

Camel Toe Corner: Cheerleader division.

Because Giant fans have to scrape up a reason to watch football this season.

I am awaiting the Justice Depart and the Presidents opinion.....right

ST. LOUIS, MO (KTVI)-A Bosnian woman is dragged from her car at gunpoint, robbed, and beaten. Police are calling it a “bias, or hate crime.”

St. Louis Police Chief Sam Dotson has alerted the FBI to this case. He does not believe there is a systemic problem with Bosnians being targeted for hate crimes although some Bosnians feel differently.

It happened around 5:30 Friday morning in the 4600 block of Landsdown. Police say a 26 year old woman was stopped by three armed African-American men. They ordered her out of her vehicle. She refused and they then pulled her out of her car. She hit her head. They kicked her and robbed her and damaged her vehicle. They called her a Bosnian slur.

Chief Dotson says, “They threatened to do harm to her because she was Bosnian. The fact pattern indicates that whether it was targeted because she was Bosnian or once they found out she was Bosnian the crime continued and accelerated. I was very concerned about it so we’re investigating it as a hate crime.”

The victim’s parents spoke with FOX 2 about the incident, their 20 year old son acted as a translator. The mother is very upset by what happened to her daughter.

The victim’s brother translated, “She is afraid for her family, for her family’s safety. She is so afraid for her family safety. She doesn’t feel well too since my niece to school.”

Just days ago, a Bosnian man was killed by four men who beat him to death with hammers. Three suspects were arrested.

The Bosnian community felt that was a hate crime but authorities said there was no evidence to support that belief. Now a Bosnian woman is beaten and robbed and it is being looked at as a hate crime.

The victim’s family came to the United States to escape the war in Bosnia and to seek the American dream, but what happened to their loved one has shattered that dream.

“My dad he is more frightened on what has happened today than the war in Bosnia because you don`t know who is a bad guy and who is good.”

Police have stepped up patrols in the Bosnian community. It’s believed the woman will survive the attack.

No worries. He just emailed me.

He is at a party with the locals. At the Spa in Puerto Vallarta!

Nick is next on line for the pedicure.

I am worried about Nick...he hasn't posted at Turley's in quite a while!

I mean I know he is on vacation but how could he kick the habit cold turkey?

Inga doesn't know to do with herself.

I wonder if he got abducted by Aliens? Ya never know. Ya know?

MamaM explains it all! BUUURRRRRNNNN!!!!!!

MamaM said...

How low does it go???

Low enough to piss me off one more time.

Today, Saint Croix announced the publication of his book, The Seen and the Unseen: Abortion and the Supreme Court on an Althouse Pupparzzo thread, and Lyssa (formerly known as the lovely redhead) made a "We're having a girl" announcement to which Althouse responded to both with a single sentence of congratulations.

Which was appropriate and seemly until Meade found it necessary to splooge on the exchange by chiming in with the offering of "Congratulations to Ann Althouse for Saint Croix and Lyssa.

While it is Saint Croix's place to acknowledge (recognize) the role Althouse and her blog may have played in prompting and encouraging the book he wrote, (which he does in the intro), I don't consider congratulations to Ann Althouse (from her husband, no less) over the choices and actions of others, to be fitting or appropriate. At best, his doing so comes across as another smarmy provision of narcissistic supply, and at worst, glory stealing.

Yuck!

And Congratulations to Saint Croix!