Saturday, June 14, 2014

Rememberance of things Pabst

One of my favorite lunch spots in the neighborhood was Joe's Superette. Now this was a dirty disqusting joint that I wouldn't allow Lisa to go into because she would never eat the stuff if she saw how Leo kept the joint. As an example he had an old tin of Pastene Peppers that he just refilled but had been in the case for about twenty years since Old Man Joe owned the joint. They made the best sandwiches in the neighborhood by far. It was the site of the famous knife fight a couple of years ago between two connected knuckleheads that I had talked about a few times here. It is also one of the eight places that I have been going to for forty years that closed in the last eleven months.

Now the sandwiches were great but everyone really went there for the prosciutto balls:

You know. Rich creamy ricotta deep fried with chopped up prosciutto. Man they were heaven. You would go in and order them by the dozen. None of the pizzeria's or pork stores could really compete with them because that was where everyone went to get them. I would buy at least 2 dozen prosciutto and a dozen rice balls every time I went in there.

Now they had a good reason for closing. Leo the owner died of bone cancer. He had taken it over from Joe who also died of cancer. Leo used to work for him and bought the store when the old man died. The kid working there wanted to do the same thing but he couldn't get the money together so they decided to rent out the space.

The landlord rented out the space to a Greek restaurant called Avlee. It is very, very good. Tasty Greek food and quite inexpensive. They serve the wine in Mason Jars and the hipsters dig that shit. But we ate there last night and the bill was under eighty dollars for four appetizers, four glasses of wine and two entrees. Let me tell you in Brooklyn that is outstanding.
I enjoyed Mousaka and Greek Fries which are French fries with olive oil and feta cheese. (Lisa let me off the leash for a night). We split a Greek Salad.

The wife really likes the appetizers like the spinach pie that you see in this photo. Her aunt married a Greek guy so she is used to good Greek food because her Italian Aunt learned to cook lots of great Greek dishes.  One of the best appetizers was the dipping plates:

This consists of three different dipping sauces with a bunch of pita. The yougut and dill in the dish with the pita is particularly good. As is the chick pea dip which is the first yellowish one on the other plate. That is what we always order.

We tried to keep a low profile but this was the third time we were there. The owner's wife was waitressing and introduced herself so we told her that we had a store. So she is coming for a bra fitting. Another joint where were are going to be in with the in crowd again. My dream of being anonymous is just going to have to wait. I mean she came over to scold me because I took half of my Mousaka home because I just couldn't eat it all. That is why I know she is a new friend. She felt comfortable enough to tell me what to do.

This is what life is all about. A great place goes away after being in the same spot for over sixty years. A new joint comes in. This time it is great because it is a Mom and Pop restaurant that has the same values that we have. We will be going there to support them as much as we can. Maybe they can stay in the same spot feeding people for fifty years like Joe's Supperette did. I hope so.

I have to change my priorities.



I have been so busy at the store and at home that I haven't had time to do much creative stuff here at the blog. I enjoy writing. That is fun for me. I want to continue working on my little stories that I hope to make into a book. But I just haven't had the time to post much. I have only had time to do some quick hits by commenting.

I like commenting at Lem's place because those guys put up some interesting posts. But the recent influx of Leisure Suit Larry has made it a lot less fun. It is back to the same drivel that we had almost a year ago. You would think that when people left and stayed away from their site they would get the message and leave them alone. It is obvious that both of them post under the same handle at different times. The tone and the level of discourse is definitely very different. Why can't they stay in their own sandbox and ruin those peoples fun?

For a couple of weeks I have been enjoying posting at PreviouslyTV which is a site devoted to TV shows. They seemed to have a free and easy way about them unlike Television Without Pity which had draconian rules and where I got banned four different times. But it seems like they have tightened up now that they got popular and I am getting warnings and cautions about stupid jokes because they are politically correct tight asses like just about everyone these days. So I am dropping them as well.

It is time to hunker down and just post more stuff here. Concentrate on this and leave the rest behind. It might mean that I would post less. Or post a little and then go back and add to it later. I might start a chapter of "Joey Gallo" or "Doc Holliday" and come back to it to edit or enhance it. I have done that before but I need to concentrate on it more.

I should just go on vacation and say "Fuck it."

Another Sale at the Hawaiian Shirt Store




Just thought I would let you know that they are giving an additional $20 off any purchases of more than $100 today.

I jump on these sales so it is good to get on their email list to get some bargains.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Whose that girl?

Whose that nasty nurse? She suddenly reappeared when everyone thought she was gone. She is making nasty remarks and causing trouble. She thinks she is royalty but is really just a bag of douches.

But she is not who you think she is.

Whose that nasty nurse?

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

I don't have much use for Queens.


Not any of them. The borough. The English one. The ones that want to get married. The drama ones.

They tire you out with their bullshit.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind the tirade or manifesto or screaming blow up. But I don't have much time these days to indulge people.

Mauling it over.



There has been a lot going on the past few days both here and at Lem's. I can't go into all of the details because other people are involved and I don't relay what is said in private like Leisure Suit Larry does. Suffice it to say that the recurring problem of the Lawnboy and his destructive impluses have come back to plague Lem's Levity in a big way.

I enjoy commenting at Lem's joint because so many of the old time commenters are hosts or commenters there. Not all of them are here. In fact when I tried to let in a few new people some took it the wrong way. I had thought about going public again but I will not do that here. There is too much that hateful and hurtful people would gleam to use against us in a Donald Sterling type way. Jokes and allusions and sides would be quoted out of context and used to batter people who are innocent. So this blog will never be public again.

However I do enjoy Lem's stuff and the fact that it is a public full access joint. I am happy to contribute to him in a small way. I would do more if he needs me to and if he wants me to. I appreciate his open door. I hope he can keep it that way.

I want to say something



I have been busting Lem's balls pretty good lately but I want to make one thing clear. He is a good man and does great work with his blog. It is a place where creativity blossoms and people can talk freely. He did a great thing with his blog and is a very, very generous man.

If you have a chance stop by his joint to let him know that you appreciate him and what he does.

He is a good egg.

For a Red Sox Fan.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Oh Shirt!


The new Hawaiian Shirts are in! Fresh from Oahu and the Honolulu Shirt company is a new batch of shirts for the new season.

I am very happy!

Here we have a new favorite Florida style shirt with alligators and killer whales. As well as a simple flowery one for more sedate occasions. You know. Like church.

Here we have two of our favorite recurring motifs. Drunken parrots and tropical drinks. They just go together.

These are my two favorites. You have already seen the Florida one. But the gambling one is way cool. it has cards and a drink and dice and chips. But best of all it has a stubby cigar sitting on an ashtray that looks like a penis. Right on your nipple. Makes a statement you know what I mean?

Of course the wife is a fashionista and asked me what was I thinking? I told her "Hey they were originally $100 but they were on sale for $19.99 Why would they do that?" She said "I think I know."

I don't care. I like them. They are officially in the rotation.

Complusion



It seems that this Sunday Night will end badly as we had predicted. Leisure Suit Larry has a compulsion to come to Lem's place to stir the shit. While beclowning himself.

His latest gem:

"Clearly, ever since the extremely costly coverups of the priest abuse cases became public, the institution has been scurrying to figure out how to deal with the "homosexuality" within its ranks.

About time."

And then this gem:
"Oh I do know. Do know that many "conservatives" in the Catholic Church have fought tooth and nail to scapegoat "homosexuals" as the root cause of the clergy abuse of children? It has been a big debate within the institution. Much hand-wringing. As I'm sure you can imagine."

So let me get this straight. The men that abused male children were not homosexuals. They were something else. Larry thinks the Church has to deal with the many homosexuals in their midst. You know what? I agree. If there had been no homosexuals in the priesthood there would have not been a molestation crises. It is as simple as that.

Is that what he means?

He is compelled to be a fool.

Replaying the Show

It seems that everything in life is a repeat. This week we ended up repeating an episode of "Big Brooklyn Style." We had to go to the mannequin store to get some new stuff for the new lingerie store.

The same gay kid who was on the show still worked there. He had come to our premiere party with his partner and we had kept in touch with him. He is helping us out with picking out new mannequins which is important because these are specialty items and not just plus sized ones like we bought before.

You don't want to get stuck with the pensive Justin Beiber model.

We have to buy several of them because we are going to be displaying a lot of lingerie and bathing suits. Everyone is telling us it is too late to have bathing suits in but I think that is bullshit. If a girl sees a cute bathing suit she is going to buy it. We just have to line them up right.

There are so many shapes and sizes to choose from that it takes a long time to get it right. We will be going back and forth on that the next few weeks so I know I will be looking at this crap for a while.

Jeez.


Back to the factory

You might have noticed that I have not been posting as much as usual. That is because we have been really, really busy. We have been going back and forth to the factory to try to complete the Japan order. We had a problem with one particular dress because we could not get the fabric that the sample was made of and what the Japanese ordered. That was a "one-off" that was made solely for Lisa to wear to a party. But they dug it off the rack and ordered it and we had to do our best to get it.

You can see the original in the middle. The ones on each end are two different fabrics that most closely approximate it. You can not tell the texture and feel of the fabric but they are silk cotton blends and very rich.

The problem is sewing this dress. We are back forth all the time to the factory to make decisions about making this dress.
 
Lisa and the pattern maker are working to get all the kinks out and finish it in time for delivery. It is just very time consuming so Joey Gallo and Doc Holliday have to take a back seat.

Cat Man Don't



The problem with visiting Aimee and Chuck is that they have too many fucking cats. Too many is technically designated as more then one.

I am very allergic to cats. If I get cat hair on my fingers and touch my eye they well up like I was Chuck Wepner or the Evil Blogger Lady after a Sunday night of blogging and punching with the Lawnboy. So I have to be careful.

But cats are like women. If you don't want anything to do with one they are all over you. This one had to jump next to me on the counter and was looking to stand on my head.

Sometimes pussy will just not leave you alone.

Scary!

Good Luck Chuck



We went over to Fort Greene to see our friends Chuck and Aimee last night. Chuck just had a heart thingy. Not similar to mine but still serious. So we went over to try and cheer him up.

We had dinner and then started playing this stupid game that uses your phone. It is an app or something. You see you take the phone and hold it in front of your forehead and everyone sees the word there and acts it out or give clues to make you guess what it is. The fun is the crazy stuff people do to get you to guess.

My two best clues of the night:

1. What you were in Law School.

2.  What do women smell like.

They got them in about two seconds.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Leisure Suit Larry Strikes Again



I don't know if you have been following the post about the bakers who lost the case about the gay wedding cake on Lem's site. It was an interesting discussion until Leisure Suit Larry slithered onto the scene.

He proceeded to do his usual act. Insulting people. Demanding apologies. Lying. Threatening. Treating Father Fox with an unbelievable lack of respect. The respect due a human let alone a man of the cloth.

Lem was kind enough to shut it down after it took a particularly disgusting turn and deleted a few really bad comments by Lawnboy. I thank him for that.

I think Michael Haz had it right. It is time to disassociate ourselves totally from TOP and the evil duo. They are obviously flailing about trying to drum up blog hits. Lawnboy even stooped to a direct link which is right out of his pet Bubbles bag of tricks. I will not addresss him directly regardless of the nasty stuff he spews about me. I suggest we all do the same. I also hope that those of you who are administrators will simply delete Larry out of hand. As he does at his wife's blog. Most of us left there never to return. It is simply not right to let him follow us to Lem's to start the same crap.

It has been almost a year. Can't we be shut of these shits already?

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Hell needs a new PA announcer!


(Lucifer strides into Hell in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt smoking a cigar and scratching his balls. He does that a lot. That's why they call him old scratch) Lucifer: How the fuck are you Forcas? Aah who the fuck am I kidding I don't give a shit. I'm back from vacation so let's get to work.
Forcas: Vacation? I thought you were sick my Dread Lord. Lucifer: Yeah. My black heart started to fail. It filled up with water and goo and shit. I had to get a pacemaker. You believe that shit. But I got to spend a weekend at the Hamptons. That’s where all the demons and devils and monsters hang out. You know. White people. So do we have any new candidates?

Forcas: Well we have several new candidates you can choose from. There is the famous pretentious black female poet!
Lucifer: Really. That that doesn’t narrow it down. They are all pretentious bitches. Is it Gwendolyn Brooks? She is pretty talented
Forcas: No my dread Lord. It is Maya Angelou. Lucifer. Oh no. not that no talent cunt. I can’t listen to that shit. I already live in hell. Send out to be Nathan Bedford Forrest’s Maid. She can cook him pancakes and get butt fucked. He won’t enjoy it anyway. He gets there fastest with the moistest that quick draw ejaculating motherfucker. Who else do we have?
Forcas: We have famous baseball legend Don Zimmer.
Lucifer: Holy Ted Williams disembodied noggin! The Gerbil. Get him in here right now Don Zimmer(slides down the stairwell to hell and tumbles at the feet of Satan and his right hand fallen angel Forcas. He blearily rolls over and drops the racing form and the bottle of ExLax that he was holding) What the fuck...where am I? Is that you Buckner? Lucifer: You are in Hell Zimmer! Welcome. I bet you thought you were in Hell all the times the times you had to stick your head up Tom Yawkey’s ass. He loved the feel of your big bald head up in his bowels. That’s why he called you the gerbil. Now you are home. Think of this as the Fenway Park! Cause it is fuckin Hell.
Don Zimmer: How the fuck did I end up in Hell? I was a Yankee all those fuckin’ years! I know that Yankees never go to Hell! What the fuck?
Lucifer: Seriously you moron. You are not a true Yankee like Mantle or DiMaggio or Celerino Sanchez. You are a Cub. And a Red Sox. You know. A fuckin’ loser.
Don Zimmer: You mean I put up with George for nothing. Shit.
Lucifer: Look you big dummy. You were one of the worst managers in baseball history and you were a big part of the Red Sox. History. So straight to Hell!Forcas!
Forcas: Yes Sire. (two burly demons drag Don away and dump in a pit ) What do you want done with him.
Lucifer: Oh I don’t know. Tell you what. Have go down on Eleanor Roosevelt and stick his bald head up her twat. Her smelly twat. That should be hell for both of them. Forcas: Yes sire.
Lucifer: Have Marilyn and Ava Gardner come up to my room. I am horny. Tits.

Monday, June 2, 2014

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is starting up


And is not going to be pretty.

Theresa and Joe Giudice pled guilty to tax evasion and fraud and face about twenty years in the jug. Even worse Juicy Joe is not a citizen so he can be deported. They had a half hour preview of the new season is full of the Giudice dealing with the aftermath and the effect on their kids. It goes to a very dark place.

They have a bunch of new bimbos and some of them are real Italian stereotypes and all around knuckleheads. Dina Manzo returned after the rest of her family left the show. She did however bring her new cat. Aviva.

It is going to be a fucked up year.

I want to go on vacation

I really want to go on vacation this summer. That little getaway this past Memorial Day was really great for us. We really need it. We have been going on all cylinders ever since my operation in January with trying to get the new store going and starting to sell wholesale.

It looks like I might have finally found a good employee to handle the store. It will take at least a month or two to get her up to speed but we might be able to get away at the end of August.

I sure hope so. It has been tough. We get pretty tired.

Hey blogging is hard

Running a blog is a difficult thing. Many of youse guys can attest to that. You have to come up with good ideas that will engage people and get them to comment. But you can't be too mean and confrontational because that could lead to a lot of comments but people get pissed and leave.

Commenters come and go. Some people comment every day for months and then disappear. Some people come around for few weeks and then leave and then come back. Some come by every day and share their wisdom or foolishness or ball busting. All of you are appreciated. I think people that run blogs don't say that often enough.

I think commenters add an enormous amount to your blog. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me and following along with my nonsense. It makes it so much fun.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Commenter Memories Number 181 Sixty Grit shares his memories of Vietnam



The photos keep coming in. Sixty doesn't feel like commenting anymore but he sent this photo of his lie detector test when he was applying for the CIA in Vietnam in 1968.

They are much more careful nowadays.

Commenter Memories Number 180 Dust Bunny Queens Sixties Girl Group



Dust Bunny Queen was sharing some photos today over at Lem's Levity and she sent a few on to us.

Here she is with her old girl group from the sixties. The called themselves "Charlies Angels" but didn't copyright the name.

So that bastard Aaron Spelling stole it.

ee cummings on Abe Vigoda




"Gay" is the captivating cognomen of a Young Woman of cambridge,
mass.
to whom nobody seems to have mentioned ye olde freudian wish;
when i contemplate her uneyes safely ensconced in thick glass
you try if we are a gentleman not to think of(sh)

the world renowned investigator of paper sailors--argonauta argo
harmoniously being with his probably most brilliant pupil mated,
let us not deem it miraculous if their(so to speak)offspring has that largo
appearance of somebody who was hectocotyliferously propagated

when Miss G touched n.y. our skeleton stepped from his cupboard
gallantly offering to demonstrate the biggest best busiest city
and presently found himself rattling for that well known suburb
the bronx(enlivening an otherwise dead silence with harmless quips, out
of Briggs by Kitty)

arriving in an exhausted condition, i purchased two bags of lukewarm
peanuts
with the dime which her mama had generously provided(despite courte-
ous protestations)
and offering Miss Gay one(which she politely refused)set out gaily for
the hyenas
suppressing my frank qualms in deference to her not inobvious perturba-
tions

unhappily, the denizens of the zoo were that day inclined to be uncouthly
erotic
more particularly the primates--from which with dignity square feet
turned abruptly Miss Gay away:
"on the whole"(if you will permit a metaphor savouring slightly of the
demotic)
Miss Gay had nothing to say to the animals and the animals had nothing
to say to Miss Gay

during our return voyage, my pensive companion dimly remarlted some-
thing about "stuffed
fauna" being "very interesting" . . . we also discussed the possibility of
rain. . .
E distant proximity to a Y.W.c.a. she suddenly luffed
--thanking me; and(stating that she hoped we might "meet again
sometime")vanished, gunwale awash. I thereupon loosened my collar
and dove for the nearest l; surreptitiously cogitating
the dictum of a new england sculptor(well on in life)re the helen moller
dancers, whom he considered "elevating--that is, if dancing CAN be ele-
vating"

Miss(believe it or)Gay is a certain Young Woman unacquainted with the
libido
and pursuing a course of instruction at radcliffe college, cambridge, mass.
i try if you are a gentleman not to sense something un poco putrido
when we contemplate her uneyes safely ensconced in thick glass

So I decided to bang Charles Nelson Reilly
things on my bucket list.

Oy my little yiddisher pickel

"I miss you ricpic."
"You never come around anymore. You don't write me poems the way you used to when we were keeping company."
"Remember when we lived side by side in Brownstones in Crown Heights. With your friend the Crack Emcee."
"Those were the days."

Urban Poetry with Maya Angelou



You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may tread me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

Just not to go to work,
I get a check.

The Summer of Boo Boo



The atmosphere at the Berenstain house had become so sexually charged that strange things kept happening.

Brother Bear was lost to his obsession with dark haired campers that he would shoot at in the lover lanes in Jellystone. Papa Bear would drink and do drugs and carouse. Mama Bear was so sexually inappropriate with Brother Bear that he never had a chance to be normal.

Even Sister Bear was infected. She started reading romance novels.

And fingering herself.

It was Madness.

It was the Summer of Boo Boo.

(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)

Whose that author?




Delicate as if walking on eggs, the riverboat Augustus Caesar eased in alongside the quay at New Orleans. Colored roustabouts, bare to the waist, caught lines from the boat and made her fast. The steam whistle blew several long, happy blasts, telling the world the sternwheeler had arrived. Then black smoke stopped belching from the stacks as the crew shut down the engines.
The deck stopped quivering beneath John Audubon’s feet. He breathed a silent sigh of relief; for all the time he’d spent aboard boats and ships, he was not a good sailor, and knew he never would be. Any motion, no matter how slight, could make his stomach betray him. He sighed—a long sea voyage still lay ahead of him.
Edward Harris came up and stood alongside him. “Well, my friend, we’re on our way,” he said.
“It’s true—we are. And we shall do that which has not been done, while it may yet be done.” As Audubon always did, he gathered enthusiasm when he thought about the goal and not the means by which he had to accomplish it. His English was fluent, but heavily flavored by the French that was his birthspeech. He was a good-sized man—about five feet ten—with shoulder- length gray hair combed straight back from his forehead and with bushy gray side whiskers that framed a long, strong-nosed face. Even without an accent, he would have spoken more mushily than he liked; he was nearer sixty than fifty, and had only a few teeth left. “Before long, Ed, either the great honkers will be gone from this world or I will.”
He waited impatiently till the gangplank thudded into place, then hurried off the Augustus Caesar onto dry land, or something as close to dry land as New Orleans offered.
Men and women of every color, wearing everything from rags to frock coats and great hoop skirts, thronged the muddy, puddled street. Chatter, jokes, and curses crackled in Spanish, French, and English, and in every possible mixture and corruption of those tongues. Audubon heard far more English than he had when he first came to New Orleans half a lifetime earlier. It was a French town then, with the Spanish dons hanging on where and as they could. Times changed, though. He knew that too well.
Not far from the Cabildo stood the brick building that housed the Bartlett Line. Edward Harris following in his wake, Audubon went inside. A clerk nodded to them. “Good day, gentlemen,” he said in English. A generation earlier, the greeting would surely have come in French. “How may I be of service to you today?”
“I wish to purchase passage to Atlantis for the two of us,” Audubon replied.
“Certainly, sir.” The clerk didn’t bat an eye. “The Maid of Orleans sails for New Marseille and Avalon on the west coast in . . . let me see . . . five days. If you would rather wait another week, you can book places on the Sea Queen for the east. She puts in at St. Augustine, St. Denis, and Hanover, then continues on to London.”
“We can reach the interior as easily from either coast,” Harris said.
“Just so.” Audubon nodded. “We would have to wait longer to leave for the east, the journey would be longer, and I would not care to set out from Hanover in any case. I have too many friends in the capital. With the kindest intentions in the world, they would sweep us up in their social whirl, and we should be weeks getting free of it. The Maid of Orleans it shall be.”
“You won’t be sorry, sir. She’s a fine ship.” The clerk spoke with professional enthusiasm. He took out a book of ticket forms and inked his pen. “In whose names shall I make these out?”
“I am John James Audubon,” Audubon replied. “With me travels my friend and colleague, Mr. Edward Harris.”
“Audubon?” The clerk started to write, then looked up, his face aglow. “The Audubon? The artist? The naturalist?”
Audubon exchanged a secret smile with Edward Harris. Being recognized never failed to gratify him: he loved himself well enough to crave reminding that others loved him, too. When he swung back toward the clerk, he tried to make the smile modest. “I have the honor to be he, yes.”

Whose that girl?



She was a famous actress in the 1960's when she was a hot young thing but she had a hit tv sitcom where she broke the law and the law lost?

However she was most famous because her brother was a big dummy.

Whose that girl?

Friday, May 30, 2014

Panda sex with Charles Bukowski




Is a pillow a disciplinary form of some metaphor?
Any way I'm the one who's quite dead now
so please shut up.
I have two to hide my head under?
Mumbling in her nasty girl some come calling sleep.
It was not long, after that, it became even longer.
Rolling over the moon and I found the arrow.
It rattled yet but still I found it broke.
And I hummed a song, from first to end,
I found it for the second time in the center of the friend.           

ee cumminngs on Abe Vigoda



my sweet old etcetera
aunt lucy during the recent
war could and what
is more did tell you just
what everybody was fighting
for,
my sister
isabel created hundreds
(and
hundreds) of socks not to
mention shirts fleaproof earwarmers
etcetera wristers etcetera, my
mother hoped that
i would die etcetera
when I heard
she had a three way
at ballet with Abe Vigoda,
bravely of course my father used
to become hoarse talking about how it was
a privilege and if only he
could meanwhile my
self etcetera lay quietly
in the deep mud et
cetera
(dreaming,
et
cetera, of
Your smile
eyes knees and of your Etcetera)

Urban poetry with Maya Angelou


Curtains forcing their will
against the wind,
children sleep,
exchanging dreams with
seraphim. Dreaming of
punching elderly Jews,
smiling.The city
drags itself awake on
subway straps; and
I, an alarm, awake as a
rumor of war, it's the man
time to go to work, no I
lie stretching into dawn,
unasked and unheeded.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Memorial Day is my Favorite Holiday

Hey we had to get out of town. My friends invited us to stay at their house in Easthampton. It was my favorite type of vacation. It didn't cost me anything.

Well except carfare to and fro.

They have a great pool in their backyard. It was just opened and ready for business. It was a little too cold for Sunday but Monday and Tuesday it was warm enough to go in for a little while.

He had just had his deck redone. In fact they were working on it. You see they rent it out for the summer. That is the only way you can pay the real estate taxes which are about $30,000 a year. He uses it in the off season. Which is before June and after September. So we were able to enjoy the weekend. The best part of it was that he didn't fix up his wifi and the service sucked so Lisa couldn't text or email or instagram or tweet or face book. Or blogging. It was heaven.

We always take off on Mondays and Tuesdays so we closed the store on Sunday and left Saturday morning and came back Tuesday night.

It was a great mini-vacation.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Marilyn's Diary



I miss my Uncle Herman. We used to hang out all the time. It was the early sixties so the family would all sit around together around the big TV in the wooden consul. We would all argue about what to watch. We had to agree because it is not like today where everyone has a TV in their room. There was just one so we all had to watch it together.

Now Grandpa always wanted to watch Lawrence Welk because he said he was the closest thing you could find to a vampire on TV. Aunt Lily loved variety shows. She was a succubus and most of those shows sucked big time. My pervert Cousin Eddie always wanted to watch Petticoat Junction and Hee Haw and any show with girls with big jugs and hay.

But Uncle Herman and I almost always carried the day. Because we both loved Westerns. So there was always one that somebody else would vote for and we could get to see. Aunt Lily loved Steve McQueen and Clint Eastwood so we always got to see "Wanted Dead of Alive" and "Rawhide." Grandpa loved "The Rifleman" because he was a big Chuck Conner's fan. He had a couple of private movies that Chuck starred in before he got famous. Cousin Eddie loved "Gunsmoke" because he sort of looked like Doc. But Uncle Herman loved them all.

He even dressed up in his cowboy outfit. He had the boots and the hat and kerchief. He would dress up in them while we watched the show. Then late at night he would sneak into my room.

He would ride me all night.

Dog photos Meade doesn't want you to see


He likes to dress them up and then dress them down if you know what I mean.

Why am I the go to guy for Sarah Jessica Parker jokes




I mean seriously? Is it that hard to come up with one? They write themselves.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Darcy is preparing for Memorial Day

She just couldn't figure out what to wear.

I know you will agree that we don't care as long as she is handling our meat.

Dust Bunny Queen is getting ready for Memorial Day



She drove 160 miles to stock up on franks and buns. So she is getting together with her best girlfriend for a sexy party.

Hot dog!

Palladian is gearing up for Memorial Day



Our good buddy Palladian is gearing up for a hot Memorial Day Weekend with lots of meat. So to speak.

He is preparing at his undisclosed underground bunker in the depths of Pennsylvania where he is working on his plan for world domination.

But right now he is concentrating on his meat.

Sixty is boycotting us.

I think he is pissed at me. I would like to apologize because I miss him. But everybody has to do what they got to do.

Maybe if I get some overalls.