Thursday, July 3, 2008

Lindsey Lohan better watch out.

New York Post Weird but True June 30, 2008
The Chinese have gone hog wild over a resilient little piggy who survived being buried in rubble for 36 days after the devastating earthquake in Sichuan province.

The porker - nicknamed Pig Strong Will - is being hailed as a symbol of Chinese endurance.

There's even talk of a movie deal.


The last animal with a similar burst of popularity in China was the 14th century pet chicken of the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty. When confronted by an invading army, the emperor sent this brave fowl to satisfy the bizarre lusts of General Tsao and his officers who raped the bird and consumed it's flesh. This brave bird is commemorated on the menus of every Chinese restaurant to this very day.

2 comments:

Trooper York said...

However this is no reason to think that this chicken would have been qualified to be president of the United States.

blake said...

That's some pig!

No, wait...

"A pig like that you don't eat all at once!"