Top Ten Excuses Barack Obama gave for being late for Moslem School.

10. He couldn’t find his fez.

9. He missed the last camel from the village and had to walk.

8. He was out late the night before celebrating the creation of Bangladesh and beating up Hindu’s

7. He couldn’t find his classic comics versions of the Koran so he wasn’t ready for the pop quiz.

6. His mom had met a new hot Indonesian guy and didn’t come home in time to take him to school.

5. He is all about change, but since his mom was out partying, she didn’t do any laundry so he couldn’t change…his underwear.

4. The indoctrination classes with the international communist conspiracy ran long the night before.

3. He went off to search for his father but all he could find was a bunch of uncles who liked to sleep over.

2. He had to throw his grandmother under the bus.

And the number one reason why little Barack Obama was late for Moslem School

1. The Jews.