Mark Felt: Deputy Director Tolson. We have to get the Director.
Clyde Tolson: What’s the problem Felt?
Mark Felt: President Johnson is on the line. He needs to see the Director right away.
Clyde Tolson: Tell that illiterate shit kicker that J Edgar is busy. He has to bestow an award on a couple of fine young men and he doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Mark Felt: But it is urgent. He called us on the red phone.
Clyde Tolson: Really. The Red Phone? What is he fucking Commissioner Gordon. Oh all right but if Eddie gets pissed you are going to have to calm him down. I mean they don’t call you Deep Throat for nuttin after all.
Clyde Tolson: Eddie…Eddie you have to wrap it up…that Texas Jackass is calling.
J Edgar Hoover: What….I don’t care.. I have to give this nice young Negro Boy his present…So tell me…do you like gladiator movies?
OJ: No sir.
Larry Csonka: OJ likes the ladies don’t ya OJ.
J Edgar Hoover: Shut up you dumb polack. You don’t like those nasty girls…you know they will get you in a lot trouble if you mess around with those nasty girls young man.
OJ: Thank you sir, I will keep that in mind.
Clyde Tolson: What’s the problem Felt?
Mark Felt: President Johnson is on the line. He needs to see the Director right away.
Clyde Tolson: Tell that illiterate shit kicker that J Edgar is busy. He has to bestow an award on a couple of fine young men and he doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Mark Felt: But it is urgent. He called us on the red phone.
Clyde Tolson: Really. The Red Phone? What is he fucking Commissioner Gordon. Oh all right but if Eddie gets pissed you are going to have to calm him down. I mean they don’t call you Deep Throat for nuttin after all.
Clyde Tolson: Eddie…Eddie you have to wrap it up…that Texas Jackass is calling.
J Edgar Hoover: What….I don’t care.. I have to give this nice young Negro Boy his present…So tell me…do you like gladiator movies?
OJ: No sir.
Larry Csonka: OJ likes the ladies don’t ya OJ.
J Edgar Hoover: Shut up you dumb polack. You don’t like those nasty girls…you know they will get you in a lot trouble if you mess around with those nasty girls young man.
OJ: Thank you sir, I will keep that in mind.
6 comments:
This is a classic Troop.
Classical gas or classical gastric?
I've been watching a spate of depressing movies lately: "Enemies at the Gate" at Ron's behooval; "Public Enemies" because it was filmed where Ruth Anne grew up, and then "Downfall" because Theo recommended it.
I think I'm through with movies for a while and am gonna hide out in the "Old World."
That is a great picture Trooper. Ever watch Csonka on his hunting show on TV?
Yes.
But the OJ hunting show is really great where they go after blondes and their waiter freinds.
Thanks for your crude bigoted simple minded parody of crude bigoted simple minded people. It is all around consistent
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