Hey that's why they call it a lei!

"Welcome to Hawaii."
"Why thanks Jack. But why are you greeting us when get to the hotel."
"Well everyone who stays at the Wakiki Hilton gets a complimentary three way with a member of Hawaii Five-O."
"Really my travel agent never said anything about that."
"You have to read the fine print when you book em. So to speak."
"Mahlo."